[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

Mao | Disgaea

[deposityourheart]

[Option 1:]

[Were you hoping to go to the comic book shop in peace? Because Maxwell here isn't going to let that happen, oh no. Anything you're looking at could earn you a good questioning on your comic book knowledge, so you'd better hope you're not a dreaded casual if you don't want to be mocked.]

[Option 2:]

[Maxwell's been kicked out of the video game store for getting in fights with other customers, but rather than just leave? He's taken it upon himself to stand outside the door and shout--about how bad the staff's taste in games is, general obscenities, and he's even still trying to pick fights about his elitist gaming opinions with people going in and out of the store. Oh boy. Security's sure to come to remove him any time now, but until then...]

[Option 3]

[After a productive day of being a Little Shit™ at both the comic store and the game store, Maxwell is finally heading home...but TRAGEDY STRIKES!!!!, as the wind is bad enough that he loses his grip on his bag of comics. They go flying everywhere and may hit you in the face.]

3!

[openyourheart]

[Allen Aaron Adams is out for a jog, and while the weather is terrible, that doesn't exempt him from the strict training regiments that come along with being extremely talented at gymnastics among other things. And on said jog, happens to come across the underclassman. Lucky for said underclassman, Allen Aaron Adams manages to catch a few of the comics as they smack into his torso.]

Woah! Hey you! [He grabs onto the comics and waves them towards Maxwell without much caution.]

These yours?