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LET'S [test] DRIVING

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Here's a few options, all stolen shamelessly from previous iterations.
> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
or make up your own whatever this is basic and just for the purposes of getting a new test drive up.
arts and crafts aww yeeee | Yoko Usami | Spec Ops Cell Go-busters
In fact, she appears to be so blinded that she's not even paying attention to anything besides what's right in front of her. (In reality, she's focused on getting to a table across the fair as quickly as possible without outright running. Austin at the cancer center would kill for that homemade planetarium kit. ...and so would she, honestly.)
Either way, she's definitely not looking, because she smacks right into the nearest table (or person), then trips on her shoelace when she tries to recover her balance, and a full half of the things in her arms scatter all over the floor before she even hits the ground.]
Oh, crap! Oh, crap, ow--!
Re: arts and crafts aww yeeee | Yoko Usami | Spec Ops Cell Go-busters
He's considering wandering away from the noise and bustle, maybe to grab a smoke--no, trying to kick the habit, remember? Maybe there's a bake sale around. Fairs have those, right? A little distracted, he doesn't realize someone's about to bump into him until it's too late.]
Woah--
[he throws his arm out, catches his balance on a table, pushes himself back up and snatches three flying objects out of the air in one fluid motion.
Uh.
College basketball star or not, he definitely wasn't able to do that yesterday. But crap, that wasn't very smooth. Save the stuff but not the girl?]
H-hey, are you okay?
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She pushes up enough to make sure she isn't crushing anything, and then turns to look up at this idiot who got in her way and then let her fall over.
Her expression is irritated when she looks at him.] I'm fine.
[The 'no thanks to you' is probably implied. Hmph. She looks back toward the ground, to the mound of supplies, and pushes herself up into a squat so she can tie that shoelace and gather up the supplies. She stacks them with care, examining each box by turns.]
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He holds out the stuff he rescued.]
Well, a "thanks" would be nice.
[and there goes his big mouth again anyway.]
i was going to apologize for the fact that she's an ass but somehow i think we're good
Her voice is low when she continues speaking, because she's turned around to gather up the whole pile. Mostly because she's no longer speaking to him.]
Next time I'm bringing a shopping bag or five.
"two jerks at a craft fair" sounds like a comedy movie pitch
[he folds his arms, part of him wanting to smack his forehead into the nearby wall repeatedly. Is he really picking a fight here? With a rude girl at a community craft fair? What has his life become.]
i like it already (omfg i thought i replied to this.... dw....)
[Admittedly, she's not even sure he was standing, she's just being rude for the sake of it. She carefully begins gathering up her things.]
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Ostie de tabarnac!
[Well, at least he didn't shout English obscenities.]
Do make an effort to watch where you are going, hm?
[did you expect help? because hahahaha]
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Also, this guy is a jerk, so that's two strikes. She turns her head to scowl at him.]
Why don't you try not to stand in the way of people holding too much stuff to see clearly?
[Ooh, she hated him already. She starts to slide her supplies back toward her, so she can gather them up.]
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So you acknowledge your mistake, then, mademoiselle? C'est bon. Though when admitting an error, it's generally considered poor form to pin the blame on someone else...
[he sounds a little amused, even as he shifts focus to check his phone while talking]
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GreekFrench to her! SHE'LL BE AS BITTER AS SHE WANTS AND YOU CAN'T STOP HER.]Well, generally other people pay attention to where they're standing, but I guess they never taught you that, either, huh?
[She pulls a face since he's looking at his phone, and shifts to tie her shoelace--with a double knot, this time.]
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I was merely minding my own business. You hit me, as I'm sure you'll recall...
[yeah he can go on forever here. still making a show of only half paying attention, oops]
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Yeah, I remember just fine--!
[ARGH. Ignoring her is unfair, though. She looks around for her map of the place, which fell with the rest of her stuff, and balls it up.
Then she throws it at him.]
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Given how you seem to have trouble finding your way around without hitting someone, perhaps you need this more than I do?
[and he just balls it up and tosses it right back.
yep.]
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Continuing to wander around would just get him even more lost, so he stops in front of a table to text Cain for better directions. He's just hit send when something crashes into the table and oh crap that's a person she's going to fall
-and he completely fails to react in time, damn it. He stuffs his phone back in his pocket and kneels down near where she fell, offering a hand while trying to keep an eye out for passersby who might step on any of the stuff that's now scattered on the ground.]
Are you okay?
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Belatedly, she shakes it off, reaching up to take the offered hand.]
I'm okay. Thanks.
[Uncertainly--] ...do I know you?
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He pulls her up, if with a bit of effort, and only lets go once she's steady.]
...Ah. [Half-smiling, with a small, uncertain laugh] I get the sense I should know you from somewhere, but I can't place it.
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Finally, she lets go, tugging nervously at her jacket sleeve.]
I'm Yoko. Yoko Aznable.
[Then--] Ah! My stuff-- [She turns to start picking up anything in danger of being stepped on.]