Haaaaaaah? Really? [Tadashi leaned forward, knees on his elbows. This guy was good at the least. He had to step up the challenge a little bit.]

You're shitting me? That's way past a local interest story. This might be big... Really big.

James, dude what are you even gonna do? What are you gonna tell your chick? [He slings an arm around said kid's shoulder companionably, his face would probably be a reasonable approximation of worried to someone appropriately shitfaced, but Kenji can probably see the involuntary twitches of the corners of his lips and the glances away.] That's just nuts.