[He was all set to answer that when the offending nudie parade shocked another beach goer. Set off into another fit of laughter, it takes a few to get it back under control. He rubs the tears out of the corners of his eyes.]

Oh pretty much hammered. Baby's first kegger and all, you know how that shit goes. [He fishes a small ring of keys out of his pocket and jiggles them.] I figured, hey, if I've gotta wait out their fit of moron they've got going on, might as well get some food and laughs out of it.