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Post with your character.

Other people ask you a question. Anything from "What is your favorite color?" to "What do you think of Tavia?" to "What does it mean to be human in this technological era?"

If you're short of ideas for questions, "What do you think of me?" is an easy one that people usually want answered.

You respond with as much wordage as you can.

At some point in this process, entertainment is generated. At the very least, curiosity is satisfied.

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I never really did, before... I never saw any reason to believe what they were talking about all the time, so I just figured they were being weird, and I'm pretty used to that.

But after finding the network, and after they were right all along about the water being poisoned...I dunno. That's too close to be a coincidence. They have to be on to something! I just...don't know what it is yet. But if they were right about those things, how many other things were they right about?

I still don't really believe them, at least not all of them, but I'm just. Trying to be careful, I guess. So that we don't get caught off-guard again like with the water.

So who shot Kennedy, then? Was it the Gardeners or the Freemasons?

[LONG-SUFFERING SIGH]

According to my parents, that wasn't Kennedy at all. During the Roswell UFO crash, one of the aliens escaped and disguised itself as a human. It transformed into a bunch of different higher-ups in the government to get close to Kennedy way before he ran for president. (The original Kennedy wasn't even planning to run for president, all of that was the alien's doing.) It kidnapped JFK and sent him into space to its home planet for further examination. Meanwhile, alien-Kennedy ran for president, won, and was about to start using the US's political power to unite the world as one before handing it over to his alien superiors to exploit us as resources.

...And it was the CIA that shot him, but only because they were in touch with Area 51 where they took in the UFO and knew that JFK had been swapped out with an alien.