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Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) ([personal profile] grannyfucker) wrote in [community profile] saveyourbrain 2013-09-22 05:12 am (UTC)

Nate Burzek (Nathan Young) // Misfits

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[HE JUST WANTED TO GET TO CLASS ON TIME

Such is the lament of the doomed reincarnate, cornered in the park by a couple of vermedi. The hapless college student lifts his backpack up as a shield, trying to cower behind it and step back, but he is starting to back up into shrubbery, and the monsters are just getting closer.]


You can take anything you want, just don't take my paper on health care in Iceland! ...Or my laptop! Or my phone! Take anything but those!

[he is tossing pencils and erasers at them as a peace offering. He doesn't think it's working.]

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[Nate has only just discovered the network and, after browsing it for a few hours, has decided to throw in his own contribution.]

So after some investigation, i've found that what this network is really lacking in is some people asking the real, hard-hitting questions. None of this show and tell magic power freak fest bullshit.

so let's start with a small survey: how many of you people have started noticing strange things happening in your sleep? Like an uncomfortable heat and breaking out into a sweat? Or waking up with your sheets all sticky? Dreaming of driving a car in stick shift, or wrestling an anaconda, or putting sausages through a meat grinder, or giving a bath to a small slippery dachsund?

it seems to be extremely contagious, so let everyone know if you have it, this is a matter of public safety!

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