[Option A: it is your Birthday/other exciting day that is about to be commemorated with a kiss from a woman in a tight skirt. Alexa knocks on the door, message in hand and ready to deliver it.]
Well hello there. I've got just the message you want to hear.
[Option B: it is not your birthday/other exciting day and the above described situation is about to get extremely awkward.]
You're not, uh, Mr. Jones then? Pretty sure that's the address I was given? Funny how you think you write down all the right numbers and then they're all wrong. Right, uh, better be off then, best of luck with today!
Alexa Trent [Amelia Pond] | Doctor Who
Well hello there. I've got just the message you want to hear.
[Option B: it is not your birthday/other exciting day and the above described situation is about to get extremely awkward.]
You're not, uh, Mr. Jones then? Pretty sure that's the address I was given? Funny how you think you write down all the right numbers and then they're all wrong. Right, uh, better be off then, best of luck with today!