shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

Nate Burzek (Nathan Young) // Misfits

[grannyfucker]

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[HE JUST WANTED TO GET TO CLASS ON TIME

Such is the lament of the doomed reincarnate, cornered in the park by a couple of vermedi. The hapless college student lifts his backpack up as a shield, trying to cower behind it and step back, but he is starting to back up into shrubbery, and the monsters are just getting closer.]

You can take anything you want, just don't take my paper on health care in Iceland! ...Or my laptop! Or my phone! Take anything but those!

[he is tossing pencils and erasers at them as a peace offering. He doesn't think it's working.]

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[Nate has only just discovered the network and, after browsing it for a few hours, has decided to throw in his own contribution.]

So after some investigation, i've found that what this network is really lacking in is some people asking the real, hard-hitting questions. None of this show and tell magic power freak fest bullshit.

so let's start with a small survey: how many of you people have started noticing strange things happening in your sleep? Like an uncomfortable heat and breaking out into a sweat? Or waking up with your sheets all sticky? Dreaming of driving a car in stick shift, or wrestling an anaconda, or putting sausages through a meat grinder, or giving a bath to a small slippery dachsund?

it seems to be extremely contagious, so let everyone know if you have it, this is a matter of public safety!

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[ageneralmayhem]

I doubt anyone here would be surprised by any such dreams.

[grannyfucker]

Well obviously not, or else i wouldn't be here asking everyone to share their sick dreams with the class, would i?

[ageneralmayhem]

If they wish to share, then you should share first. It is how it goes unless you prefer to have new wank material. In that case, I would suggest to get yourself a blow-up toy.

[grannyfucker]

This is for the safety of the people, not some show and tell bullshit where everyone gets a trophy for sharing. The kindergarten classroom is over that way, please don't forget your crusty teddy bear ------------>

unless you need someone to hold your hand and walk you over there?

[ageneralmayhem]

I'm sorry, but were you a comic in you're past life? All I can hear are canned laughter and a couple wolf whistles.

[grannyfucker]

Really? Might want to get that checked out then, if you're hearing things from out of nowhere. Were you a schizophrenic in your past life? Sounds like you've just earned back all the retarded voices you used to have in your head. They must've missed you!

What a touching reunion.