shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[counterclock]

[What the fuck?

Avery is a sorry sight in a longsleeved sweatshirt and boxer shorts that she wears as regular shorts when she doesn't want to act like a civilised human being. Her hair is an unwashed mess because she has these videoclips she's been editing for...

...quite some time.

And she's forgotten what day it is. She forgot what day it was like, three days ago. Probably. So it's with bleary-eyed, distracted confusion that she opens the door of her apartment.] ... th' hell are you? [Did I mention she is a very cordial lady? We hope you feel right at home in her marvelous... shitty studio apartment with knockoff ricepaper dividers instead of walls. Wow.]

[attendre]

[Hey, Alexa isn't here to judge. This is a judge free zone. Knockoff rice paper dividers and all.]

H...appy Birthday?

[counterclock]

[She squints.]

... ain't my birthday... I don't think...

[attendre]

Got the right house didn't I? [She says the address she has written down and double checks the paper everything looks right at least.]

Wait, you really don't know if it's your birthday or not?

[counterclock]

Look, I been doin' some shit, it's been a long day. Long couple of days. Long, uh. Week. [She squints against the light in the hallway. Her apartment is mostly dark aside from a small lamp and the numerous technology screens.]

So why're you here again?