shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

As you wish!

[transcribes]

Yeah, I guess that's possible. But none of the memories I've gotten have any humans in them either. Just these weird colorful horses. And I'm sure as hell not turning into a horse, I know that much!

Wait, "musical WMDs"? How does that work? Cranking up the bass to 10,000?

If only I had more time and could devise a Twilight AU, but alas

[vanisland]

That does lower the probability of it a bit, yes. It does give me a different, only vaguely related theory, though.

I don't know how it works. I know the song but the words are all meaningless to me.

...I would happily assist you with that. Just saying.

[transcribes]

Hey, go for it. The more theories I have, the better chance I'm at least stumbling in the direction of the truth.

So past-you could fight by singing somehow? I guess it worked for that one superheroine in the comics. It's not in any language you recognize?

That only solves half the problem.

[vanisland]

You are aware of the pony that can use the numbernet, correct? If so, you probably already know what I've come up with.

"Fight" isn't the best word for it. I meant what I said, and even if I could use it it would kill us all. And no, I can't recognize it. I'm not sure how some of the words are even supposed to be spelled.

Alas. Well, if things ever change, the offer stands! |D

[transcribes]

Oh, Cindy? Yeah, I've talked to her a couple times. That thought's crossed my mind too, but it brings up even more questions.

Yikes. I'm guessing you haven't tried singing it, then. It's kinda scary that people are remembering such huge things, isn't it?