shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[Getting called by his past self's name has Alan upset enough that he doesn't pause to wonder how this asshole knows it. All that matters now is rage.]

yeah its Hunter so call me that. or pretty much anything other than Yeager really I dont care.

[honestopinion]

anything huh? Okay babyfuck, you can be babyfuck from now on.

[Jamie's almost giggling on the other end, winning conversations is fun. He feels like he's gotten one up on the person whos on the receiving end. The confidence brewing within him? Yeah, he could get used to it. Still not sure where Yeager came from but it has something to do with this guy, that's all that matters.]

babyfuck, mic-yeager-JERK!

[wirsinddiejager]

ok cool. Ill call you Shitlord Douchefuck McGee in return.

[THIS IS SO MATURE]

[honestopinion]

[Why does this guy make Jamie so angry?! He doesn't even know almost anything about him!]

full title: babyfuck jackshit dumbass-loser mic-yeager-jerkass... stupid.

[~*~MATURITY]

[wirsinddiejager]

that is the lamest insult I have ever seen Shitlord. can you seriously not come up with anything better than that wow. also I told you to drop the Yeager bit.

[honestopinion]

[Thank gosh people over the internet can't see you through the screen!! Jamie's blushing so hard right now, damn you random jackass! Stop winning at their conversation!!]

well that reply just proves that your pissed, babyfuck. and i cant help it so im not gonna.

[You're Yeager, he's not sure why, but you're yeager. There's not doubting this..]

[wirsinddiejager]

what do you mean you cant help it thats stupid.

[honestopinion]

theres something about you that's so yeager, its like when you name a dog and the name just sticks even if its stupid

trust me, it fits someone like you

[wirsinddiejager]

oh god fucking dammit dont tell me you knew me before thats the last thing I need.

[honestopinion]

whats that supposed to mean? yeah the name yeager means something but i dont get why. real question is why do you care so much?