Truth or Dare Meme!

[not_good_not_wicked]

The most classic of all late night party games. I shouldn't even have to explain this one.

But I will anyways!

1: Post a comment with your character saying saying "truth" or "dare"
2: If you said Truth, someone can ask you any question and you have to answer it honestly.
3: If you said Dare, someone can tell you to do something and you have to do it.
4: If you can't decide which, post two comments. We don't have to follow societies conventions here!
4: Chaos ensues.

Comments

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

That's actually way too cute and also touching for me to make fun of right away, you'll have to give me a minute before I can mess with you.

[wirsinddiejager]

Or you could just not make fun of it at all. That's an option too.

[drama8om8]

But how am I supposed to resist making fun of your steadily-growing all-consuming obsession? Am I supposed to let the fact that you are basically in love with me slide by without picking on you? WIthout even mentioning boners?

Told you it'd only take a minute.

[wirsinddiejager]

I-It's not an obsession! And I didn't mean- I mean, I- Shut up!

[SO FLUSTERED EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE]

[drama8om8]

Use your big boy words, Alan! People might think you're getting flustered and fidgety and blushy for a reason. Is it the ~*loooooooove*~? Or the ~*boners*~?

[ SO MUCH CACKLING THIS IS THE BEST ]

[wirsinddiejager]

It's because you're making fun of me and it's cruel and terrible!!!

[drama8om8]

If you're not obsessed or in love or bonering out then it's super low on the terrible scale. It's like if you accused me of being a secret birdwatching enthusiast! It ain't true so who cares I am toughening you up.

[wirsinddiejager]

It's not the same! I mean, I like you a lot so it kind of counts!

[drama8om8]

Oh, it does not. Don't be such a wimpy wussy baby! Wimpy wussy baby obsessive. With like eight boners.

[wirsinddiejager]

Okay no how would eight boners even work. I know I'm manly as fuck so you might be confused, but I don't actually have eight dicks.

1/2

[drama8om8]

2/2

[drama8om8]

WHAT?

You don't have eight dicks. Like that's actually a thing that you're saying? Really? For real? Wow. The lies! The deception. The shattered expectations and dreams! How could you do this to me, Alan. I thought what we had was special.

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah, I know. It's a real tragedy. I just thought it was the only way you'd stay with me. Since I'm obsessed or whatever.

[drama8om8]

Oh my god don't get all pouty and pissy. You know I'll stay with you no matter how many dicks you do or don't have! And you also know I don't reeeeeeeeally think you're obsessed. Much. More than is healthy.

The teasing is. Kind of hard to stop.

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah I wasn't actually being serious there.

[drama8om8]

Right, right. Because all your seriousness is reserved for your serious obsession, an--

[ ANNNND DUCT-TAPING UP HER OWN MOUTH IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT STOP ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[THIS IS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS]

[drama8om8]

[ DON'T ACT LIKE U DON'T LOVE IT, ALAN ]