Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Titans don't leave corpses. They start burning away the instant they're killed.

[Said in the most matter-of-fact tone come on this is basic stuff.]

[somesayinfire]

Oh. That seems inconvenient. I guess nobody's had a lot of luck capturing living ones and performing a bunch of tests that way?

[gogoghostpowers]

[Well, no actually, Danny was perfectly fine with not testing anyone's powers but APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? He simultaneously goes intangible and dodges, so even if he didn't move out of the way fast enough, it wouldn't do any damage anyway.]

Whoa, hey! I call foul, you can't just pull out a sword out of nowhere like that!

[In the background, new!Danny starts running backwards away from this as far as he can, screaming "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" the whole time as he does.]

[reincarn8ted]

No, you're an alien. Trolls were around first! Which means that we get official say on who is and who is not an alien, officially. It is official! There are laws about it. And anybody who knows anything can tell you that I, Terezi Pyrope, am all about the laws.

[ Do you hear that

That is the sound of someone being a lil shit ]

[wirsinddiejager]

The Survey Corps has managed to capture titans on occasion, but there's only so much they've been able to learn. The last ones we had were killed before the testing was finished.

Why are you asking? There aren't any titans in your world.

[somesayinfire]

What can I say, I'm a woman of science. A mortician, specifically. I like learning about things, especially weird non-human things. I just wish I didn't have such an awful track record of these things disappearing before they can be studied.

Besides, with my additional track record, who's to say titans won't start showing up around here? Might as well be prepared. What tests were you running?

[somesayinfire]

"Trolls"? Come on. You're literally telling me you're messing with me, Terezi. Even if it were physically possible for me to be born yesterday compared to you, I wasn't born yesterday.

[shouldertheburden]

New and Old Kaworu are both awkward and embarrassing in different ways! Old Kaworu in Rebuild isn't quite as awkward and embarrassing, though, since he'd been through god knows how many time loops and even in that particular loop is pushing 30. Still, he's a non-human trying to present himself as normal, and has a pretty distinct otherness to him, but he's also pretty level headed and calculating when he needs to be. New Kaworu obviously does not have that problem, but he's not as smooth and well spoken as his canon counterpart, regardless of what he thinks. He's booksmart, but eccentric and without a lot of common sense. He's weird but very much a normal teenage boy despite his interests, and not as emotionally mature as he'd like to believe.

Old Kaworu would probably find New Kaworu a little pathetic, but treat him like a younger sibling who needs some guidance. For instance, a little insight into How To Properly Handle the Shinji, and some gentle persuasion that a lot of his beliefs on spirituality are pretty much bullshit (the angel of free will probably wouldn't jive too well with New Kaworu's fate boner).

[reincarn8ted]

It's legit! Find some other grey asshole and ask. I am a patient lady! So I--

Wait, shit, I mean. I am not a patient lady! I am incredibly impatient and rude. In the name of justice and shit! Man do I ever love justice. Me and justice, sitting in a tree, P-A-I-L-I-N-G.

[friendleading]

...Oh, right. I should probably explain everything that happened, huh?

> John: Start from the beginning.

You begin your rather long winded narrative about your jouneBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HOMESTUCK BLAH BLAH TELL YOU ABOUT BLAH

[hollowleg]

[Zangetsu and his blade pass through Danny harmlessly, spinning midair to face his snack again with a wild laugh. He pauses to look at New!Danny. Oh what a fun little toy he'll be when he's done with the older version.]

Sure I can! And that's a nice trick you have there... too bad it won't work again.

[he dashes again, faster this time, surrounding his empty hand in black and red flame. And grabs Danny by the neck. Intangible or not, he goes right for the very energy Danny is made of and grabs a hold]

[somesayinfire]

That's not how you spell "kissing", but I'm assuming that's another cultural thing.

Wow, it's weird how quickly I got used to the idea of aliens. You can't actually be called trolls, though. That's too easy. Also, justice and Tavia don't really mix. Well, not conventional justice. She's got her own kind. Street justice. So you're probably still messing with me.

[wirsinddiejager]

Uh, I don't really know. Squad Leader Hange would be the one with the details, but she's obviously not here.

It's too bad, really. You sound like you'd have a lot to talk about with her.

[somesayinfire]

Well, that sucks. Maybe somebody's echoing back into Hange and we just don't know it yet. Hey, just curious, aber sprechen sie Deutsch?

[wirsinddiejager]

[A part of him almost wants to apologise, the part that still wonders if maybe those three really aren't all bad. He just pushes it down like he always does. No matter how they might seem, they can't be trusted. Never again.]

It's nothing personal. You might well be telling nothing but the truth. I'm just not taking any risks.

[wirsinddiejager]

Huh? What was that?

[It sounds vaguely familiar, but doesn't exactly match whatever notGerman it is they presumably speak in titan land.]

[gogoghostpowers]

[WELP, THAT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED. Danny drops the intangibility, since it's obviously not doing anything.]

That's alright, I got plenty more where that came from!

[He swings his leg up and kicks the freak in the face. He doesn't do it as hard as he can, but then again, with superhuman strength, he rarely needs to.]

[wirsinddiejager]

You are terrible.

[wirsinddiejager]

So I guess you like him as much as he likes you, huh?

[hollowleg]

Good! Show me everything you've got! I love to play with my food before I eat it!

[the kick connects; he doesn't even bother to try and block it. His mask cracks ever so slightly at the impact, but the "wound" seals itself back up. Sure it smarts. Hurts like hell, actually; his mask is very sensitive. But does he show it?

Not a bit.

With a laugh, Zangetsu puts his hand on Danny's face, squeezing]

My turn.

[time for his signature "slam his opponent into the ground by their face" move.

It needs a catchier name]

[shortspoken]

Understandable.

[ Wow look at that she's doing the full shutdown WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS ]

[selfkismesis]

[ Karkat has experiences with ghosts. He knows this shit. He is an agent of fury, and he is going to mess you up, Danny. ]

You. How about you stop float-fondling your shameglobes for about two goddamn seconds and get down here. You'd want a close-up, right? A good close-up of my fist breaking your hideous human facial features. Let's see what color a human bleeds.

[reincarn8ted]

The world needs to know! Other people could be turning into aliens too. What if you start bonering at them~?

[shortspoken]

What?

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[counterclock]

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