Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[drama8om8]

Wow. Tough crowd. Do you have jokes where you come from? Like...

[ Okay okay jokes

Jokes Not-Alans would get

Jokes ]

Waity wait, got one! A soldier and a titan walk into a bar. "What can I get you?" says the barman.

"I'll have a beer," says the soldier. "And my titan friend here will haveAAAAAAAARGHGHHGHHGHRRHGH OH GOD I'M BEING DEVOUREDHSGHRHRHHHHGHRH."

 

 

 

The joke is that. You don't get titans in bars? And they like. Eat dudes.

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah, we have jokes. We even have some people who'll make jokes about people getting eaten.

[It. Should be pretty obvious from his face what he thinks about that kind of people.



(spoilers he doesn't think people getting eaten is funny)]

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Are you going to kill me and eat me now.

[wirsinddiejager]

...What? No! I'm human, alright?

[drama8om8]

A psycho human! Alan has told me things. Things! THIIIIIIIINGS.

[ Waving her finger around in a dramatic manner SHE KNOWS YOU EREN SHE KNOWS YOU ARE SCARY! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

He was probably exaggerating.

[Because while Eren is aware that people can think he is kind of scary, he also thinks Alan is a total wuss who needs to learn2bloodlust.]

[drama8om8]

Don't you accuse my cutie boyfriend of being a liar, psycho. He is hells of sensible about this shit! So I am like eighty-eight percent certain that you are going to kill me and eat me and use my bones as toothpicks and then you will make a puppet out of my skull and make it talk to your scary-ass friends and you'll all laugh all psycho-like and then iunno you'll probably snack on some babies or something THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.

[wirsinddiejager]

Did he actually say that?

[Because wow, future self. Wow.]

[drama8om8]

I am pretty sure he said exactly that. Word-for-word. Verbatim! He also said that your butt wasn't as great as his, but I am withholding judgement for now. Would you mind turning around there?

[wirsinddiejager]

So he didn't, huh.

[OMG LIAR]

[drama8om8]

He said, you know. Similar shit. Titans eat people bluh bluh you're a monster psychopath who kills people bluh show me the booty.

[wirsinddiejager]

...I don't eat people. And the only people I ever killed were murderers and kidnappers.

[NOPE NOT SHOWING THE BOOTY]

[drama8om8]

Still kinda messed up, bro! In an understandable kind of way, I guess. And I would make an innuendo about eating people but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get it BOOTY NOW SHOW ME GO GO LET'S GO BOOTY.

[ WHAT IF SHE TRIES FLYING AROUND TO THE BOOTY AS FAST AS SHE CAN

WILL THAT WORK ]

[wirsinddiejager]

What are you talking about.

[Sure it works, he's not trying to hide anything. The booty is very similar to Alan's, just covered by the weird skirty thingy on the 3DMG seriously what is the purpose of that]

[drama8om8]

Talking about the booty, bro.

[ Does she dare fwip up the lil skirt thing for a better look

does she

ADVANCE OR ABSCOND ]

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[ fwip ]

[wirsinddiejager]

EEEEEHHH?!

[THAT IS THE SOUND OF EREN COMPLETELY FAILING TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE CHECKING OUT HIS BOOTY

WHAT IS GOING ON]

[drama8om8]

Wow. Exactly the same! Shit is uncanny.

[ JUST GONNA PAT THE SKIRT BACK DOWN

PAT PAT

PAT

PATAPATPATPAT ]

That's a custom here. Bootychecking. Followed by a polite patdown.

[ Pat. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Seems like a weird custom.

[The checking part, at least. Because lbr there are probably a lot of buttpats in the army. ]

[drama8om8]

...Oh my god you seriously are as clueless as he said. Like. Wow.

[wirsinddiejager]

What!

[NO REALLY WHAT]

[drama8om8]

Oh no it's cute.

[wirsinddiejager]

What is cute you are not making any sense.

[drama8om8]

OH MY GOD SO INNOCENT AND NAIVE AND I BET YOU NEVER KISSED A GIRL EITHER THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING.

[wirsinddiejager]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT IT.

[drama8om8]

CONFIIIIIIIIRMED OH MY GOD I GOT ALAN'S FIRST KISS OUT OF TWO WHOLE LIFETIMES I AM GOING TO PICK ON HIM FOREVER AND EVER AND HE IS GOING TO LIKE IT.