Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[shortspoken]

You think Eren is a loser.

[ THE LOOK intensifies. It is a look that implies that while Eren is kind of undeniably a loser in a lot of ways, Ellie is willing to bet that Alan's loserly qualities are a million times more pronounced. LOOK AT THAT LIL BABYFACED SOFTIE WITH ALL HIS ALIVE PARENTS AND SHIT WOW ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[ANNIE WHY ARE YOU SO SCARY OH GOD]

Uh, well. At least when it comes to talking to girls.

[shortspoken]

I'll give you that. Even though you're still not doing well.

[ SIIIIGHHHHH is her distaste for this waste of time palpable yet

IS IT MAKING ANYONE UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WOULD BE HORRID ]

Is your girlfriend the only girl you talk to?

[wirsinddiejager]

You know, maybe I'm having trouble talking with you not because you're a girl, but because of the whole past life thing. That ever occur to you?

[shortspoken]

Why would it?

[ HUFF! ]

You have pressing questions or something? Spit them out.

[wirsinddiejager]

...Wow, you're even cagier than Ellie. I didn't think that was actually possible.

[Yes, that is all he can say. He doesn't even know where to begin with the questions.]

[shortspoken]

Cagey? Not everyone goes around wearing their hearts on their sleeves and shouting all their thoughts for the rest of humanity to hear.

[ LOOK, IT'S A COMPLETE SENTENCE

And the briefest hint of something almost like affection. NOT AIMED AT ALAN THO, FUK U ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Well, maybe you should. Maybe you'd have more friends that way.

[shortspoken]

[ OH NO NOW SHE'S PISSED

AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR ALAN

HE HAS FIVE SECONDS TO APOLOGISE OR RUN GO GO GO

HER VERSION OF ~*THE FACE*~ IS EVEN WORSE THAN ELLIE'S ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OH GOD WHY]

I'msorryitwasajoke!

[PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME TINY PENGUIN GIRL]

[shortspoken]

[ OK NO MURDER ]

 

 

[ HOW ABOUT A BOOT TO THE HEAD THO ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OW]

I said I'm sorry! No need to get violent, sheesh!

[shortspoken]

I was expecting you to dodge. Eren would have.

[ :^) ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Well, I'm not Eren.

[shortspoken]

I know.

[ Have those words ever sounded so sneery and aloof

NOPE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

So I guess you like him as much as he likes you, huh?

[shortspoken]

What?

[ TREAD CAREFULLY, NOT-EREN ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Don't tell me you don't even know about the obvious crush he has on you.

[HAHA NOPE]

[shortspoken]

And you thought it was your business to tell me because...?

[ UH-OH SHE'S PISSED AGAIN

IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH ELLIE WHILE SHE HAS PMS

SUPER PMS ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[WHAT IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEM ANNIE]

I thought you already knew! And it's not like it's some big terrible secret, right?

[shortspoken]

Whether I knew or not isn't the issue. It's none of your business.

[ Going for KICK TO THE SKULL: ROUND 2

IS ALAN SMART ENOUGH TO DODGE THIS TIME ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[YES HE IS

ALSO ATTEMPTING TO KICK HER BACK BECAUSE FUCK THIS]

[shortspoken]

[ DODGING LIKE A BOSS. ARE YOU FOR REAL NOT-EREN ANNIE KNOWS THESE MOVES BETTER THAN ALL Y'ALL LOSERS GET ON HER FUCKING LEVEL ]

She didn't teach you as well as I taught Eren, huh.

[ SNOOT SNOOT YOU SUCK SNOT SNOT ]

[wirsinddiejager]

She didn't teach me, I got this stuff from an echo. So I guess you didn't teach him as well as you think you did.

[shortspoken]

Oh. Then it's all your fault. Your feeble body isn't up to the task of doing this right.