Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[reincarn8ted]

Brains.

Are you confusing me for a shadow dropper or something.

[somesayinfire]

"Shadow dropper" sounds like what you call stuff that falls out of a ghost butt.

[reincarn8ted]

Yeah, wow, I already have one friend who insists on talking about afterlifely load gaper activities every fucking time they come up. No more.

[somesayinfire]

Ghost butts are a common part of your life? Wow. I'm really glad I only know Tavia and no other forms of the Serket family. No offense.

[reincarn8ted]

I have a ghost butt. I'm fucking dead! My spinal crease is usually ephemeral and intangible and haunted as shit. What part of this don't you get!

[somesayinfire]

Excuse the crap out of me, Terezi! I don't make a habit of talking to dead people. Especially not ones as corporeal as you. And why am I still thinking about your butt.

[reincarn8ted]

It is my incredible exotic alien chick magnetism.

Like, literal magnetism. All eyes. Drawn to my butt. That's an actual thing.

[somesayinfire]

You'll notice I'm not actually looking at your ghost butt. Just thinking about it. Inexplicably.

You're using your mind powers, aren't you.

[reincarn8ted]

You ain't got nothing on me and you can't prove shit, blondie.

[somesayinfire]

Yeah, you're right. You probably don't even have mind powers. Because of the whole being dead thing.

[reincarn8ted]

Wow, you know what that sounds like? It sounds like a challenge! Ain't that the most adorable.

[somesayinfire]

You don't know enough about me to embarrass me. Game on.

[reincarn8ted]

[ YAWN~ ]

You should go make out with Past You. Then high-five dear sweet Karkat and tell him loudly and obnoxiously and enthusiastically that you have seen true bliss, and it is selfmakeouts.

[somesayinfire]

[one selfmakeout later]

...I'm gonna go cut my tongue out.

[reincarn8ted]

What can I say! I do good work.

[somesayinfire]

You're the devil. You're at least part devil.

[reincarn8ted]

Devil as in the Earth human opposite of an angel?

Wow, and here I thought you'd be all nookniggled. Kind of unexpected! Haha.

[somesayinfire]

"Nookniggled"? That's not even a word. I've been smackeldorfed.

[reincarn8ted]

Nookniggled! Buttpeeved? Creasechafed? The fuck is a smackel.

[somesayinfire]

I am buttpeeved, Terezi! That was gross. She's like 15! Human years. Which is I don't even know how many sweeps for you people.

[reincarn8ted]

Seven, maybe? Way old enough for makeouts! And I am pretty sure selfmakeouts, like, don't even count.

[somesayinfire]

Go make out with Tavia, then, if they don't count.

[reincarn8ted]

Hells no. She's me with all the hot sucked out. Ick.

[somesayinfire]

Double standard! Don't make me use my mind powers. They're well documented. I swear I will.

[reincarn8ted]

No way do you have mind powers! That's hoofbeastshit. Hoofbeastshit and bullshit and you are bluffing.