Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Fuck you. If that shit becomes an issue, it'll be your fault, not hers. She didn't ask for it. So I'm not gonna judge her for it, and I'm not gonna leave her for it.

[reincarn8ted]

Huh.

 

 

 

That is almost distressingly adorable. Naive and misguided and kiiiiiiiind of leaning towards the wet snuggleplane side of things! But still pretty adorable.

[wirsinddiejager]

Ugh, shut up. It doesn't even matter what you think.

[reincarn8ted]

I was paying you a compliment, you stooge! Not even a fakey-fake hoofbeatshit compliment!

[wirsinddiejager]

Then you're really shitty at paying compliments because it sure didn't sound like one.

[reincarn8ted]

Shut the fuck up! I clearly stated that your absurd loyalty and devotion and stuff was adorable despite it being easily mistaken for weaky-weakslime wussiness. Cool your jets!

[wirsinddiejager]

My jets are completely cool. And fine, compliment accepted. Even though it was kind of a backhanded one. Thanks.

[reincarn8ted]

You are welcome. So are you going to break up with her when she inevitably snaps and murders somebody? And! Theoretically, in theory, how many completely expendable and already-technically-dead dudes would she have to sacrifice before you would consider her "crazy" and "dangerous" and "actually literally too bugfuck nuts to bring back to life if she was dead and you could resurrect her."

[ All the fingerquotes! All of them. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

You know, chances are that I'll snap and murder somebody way before she does.

[reincarn8ted]

Answer the questions, Helen.

[wirsinddiejager]

Fine. No, I'm not gonna break up with her because of shit that happens due to her echoes. If she does kill someone, I'll help her deal with it. And I have no fucking clue what that second question was even about.

[reincarn8ted]

Aw. Are you also going to rub it in about how lucky she is? Because you absolutely should. Like every other word out of your chute should be reminding her of that shit! Constantly.

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think she needs to be told.

[reincarn8ted]

Are you underselling the value of a good gloating session? Man! Just as I was starting to respect you slightly.

[wirsinddiejager]

Sorry, I don't feel like gloating at my girlfriend. I get the feeling she wouldn't appreciate it.

[reincarn8ted]

So naive!

[ Whispering: ] Angry make-up makeouts. You're welcome.

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah, I'm not gonna pick fights just for the make-up makeouts. That would be a really stupid idea.

[reincarn8ted]

Stupidly hot? I am helping, here! Helpfully. Like a happy helper troll!

[wirsinddiejager]

Okay, I'm not saying make-up makeouts aren't hot as hell. But I think I'm okay with only having those after actual fights.

[reincarn8ted]

Aww. It's like you have the whole not-pailing-her-cause-she's-hot thing going o--

[ WAIT

W8 ]

She's not manipul8ting you, right? Because that would be hideously embarrassing for literally everybody involved. One blink yes, two blinks no.

[wirsinddiejager]

[>8I

TWO

FUCKING

BLINKS]

[reincarn8ted]

Two yeses? Hold your hoofbeasts, Irwin, I'll go slap the shit out of her and rescue you.

[ WINK WINK! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

IT'S ALAN.

[reincarn8ted]

I thought we established that I didn't need to know your boner's name?

[wirsinddiejager]

It's my name.