Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Wh-

[IT SURE DOES OWIE

WHAT NEW SORCERY IS THIS?!??!]

[shortspoken]

Respect your elders.

[ SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY ]

Don't hit people who are trying to help.

[ TSSSTTSSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ]

And think about the fact that if I'd wanted to do this, I could have done it at any point before now.

[ OH RIGHT SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER THUMB OFF THE NOZZLE

SHE SHOULD GET ON THAT

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

 

NOW ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OOOOOOWWWWWW IT STINGS]

Fuck you.

[shortspoken]

Try blinking a lot. Crying will flush it right out, too.

[ :^||||||||||||| ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OKAY BLINKING A LOT AND ALSO COUGHING A BIT]

...What is that stuff? And does it come in bigger containers?

[Yes, he's thinking about how it could be used for titan fighting. Don't judge him.]

[shortspoken]

It's pepper spray. And I doubt it comes in containers big enough for what you're undoubtedly thinking.

[ Just gonna. Hand over the spray for examination.

SEE WOULD A BAD PERSON DO THAT

PROBABLY NOT!! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

So it's made from pepper? I guess that explains why it stings...

[OKAY YES INTRODUCING HIM TO A NEW WEAPON NETS YOU SOME POINTS

thoroughly investigating the can before handing it over!!]

[shortspoken]

I don't know if it would work on titans. So unless you're willing to transform...

[ :^D

:^DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ]

[wirsinddiejager]

That wouldn't be a good idea. But it works on me when I'm human, so I don't see why it wouldn't work on titans as well.

[DENIED >8D]

[shortspoken]

Stabbing works on humans. Not on titans.

 

If you let me test it, you can keep the can.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm not supposed to transform except in emergencies.

[Sure, Levi might not be here to enforce that right now BUT HE IS NOT RISKING IT]

[shortspoken]

 

 

 

 

So you're scared of what will happen if you do?

[ HOW MANIPULATABLE ARE YOU, EREN ]

[wirsinddiejager]

No!

[Not much.]

I just don't want to go against my orders.

[shortspoken]

Appearing in a strange place with strange people doesn't qualify as an emergency?

[ Yeah you know that distracted habit Ellie has of messing with the catch on her lil ring

she's

kind of doing that right now

just saying ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yeeeeeaaaah not actually noticing that

GREAT PERCEPTION SKILLS, EREN]

No. It's only a last-resort thing. Or if we're dealing with other people who can turn into titans.

[shortspoken]

Then I lied. I can titan it up with the best of them.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it right now.

[wirsinddiejager]

...You said you don't know how.

[Kind of taking a step back though because wow]

[shortspoken]

I was lying.

You better do it first. So I don't get the advantage.

[ okay how best to look like she knows what she's doing

um

maybe if she steps back too

and closes her eyes all purposeful-like? ]

[wirsinddiejager]

You're a really terrible liar, you know.

[shortspoken]

[ SHUT UP SHE'S GOING TO DO IT

SCREWING HER EYES TIGHTER SHUT

AND

THINKING REALLY HARD ABOUT TITANS? ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[8I

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT]

[shortspoken]

[ HUFF ]

I'm keeping the pepper spray.

[wirsinddiejager]

[HUFF!]

Why are you so enthusiastic to see me transform, anyway?

[shortspoken]

I want to know whose is bigger. Hers or yours.

[ plus titans are strong and big and when she's a titan she will tower over people and be scary and THIS IS APPEALING FOR REASONS SHE DOESN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Hers is a 14 metre class, mine is 15.

[AREN'T YOU GLAD TO GET THIS INFORMATION WITHOUT ANYONE NEEDING TO TRANSFORM]