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Shinji Ikari ([personal profile] neopianangst) wrote in [community profile] saveyourbrain2013-11-19 09:27 pm
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CR TL;DR Meme yeaaah

CR TL;DR Meme



rules are fairly straightforward but:

1. post with your characters
2. comment around asking other people about your characters' cr
3. get tl;dr about how their characters feel about yours and give tl;dr to whoever comments to you
4. have tl;dr discussions if you want to, reuse shit for cr charts, etc.
counterclock: source @mrharrisonford (avery => lineface.)

this took way too long to write

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-11-20 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
wow ok this is horrible
completely and 300% awful in every conceivable way a thing can be not-good
this is so fucking double plus ungood
i can't even get past bullshit orwellian references like i can't do any better than that
no joycean or homeric analogies just the edgiest dystopia bullshit
first off how do you have any doubt about my sexual orientation
do the words sparkling, gay, and homoqueer not ring a bell
i mean come on you are on some shit if you can't pick up on my flaming attraction to women who are really bad for me
which is a direct canon parallel by the way i am legit not making this shit up you know
yeah i dated some chick who killed me in a past life
you thought these craptastic decisions were exclusive to me well they're not i inherited them fair and fuckin square
anyway
the point is
far from my preincarnation's shining paragon of heterosexuality
i am a massive fucking queer
due to being saddled with a body that is totally not in line with his definitions of 'rad' or 'male'
because let's be honest here i don't think he was that well schooled on queer theory which would make sense since he was like fourteen or some obnoxiously young age like that and had way bigger things to worry about than hypothetically being reincarnated into the body of someone who did not share his ideal junk and that's nobody's fault but wow is it making my fucking life hard
wait i am massively losing my point let's back up for a second
the thing i'm trying to say here is you don't gotta feel bad about not having any idea about my gender identity to be completely fucking frank i couldn't put it into words myself
it's like having my insides ripped out and stuffed back with some dude's brain who's suddenly telling me my body and identity are not cozy enough for him and are therefore wrong and i'm not entirely cool with that
not that i can change it but i haven't told anyone anything tbh and i doubt anyone has guessed yet
except maybe karson
but karson is a forgetful douchewad i bet even if he thought something was wrong for a second his goldfish brain purged it in exchange for crying over a cat on the internet
i wish i were joking
just like i wish you were joking about not taking me hitting on you seriously
i think it's pretty fucking obvious at this point that i want to jump your bones and your misconceptions about every queer bone in my body are basically preventing us from getting on the sweet love train and spoilers i'm not cool with that either
idk if you know this but i am shy as fuck like i am really fucking uncomfortable around people
and you come in all doodlydee golly i'm gonna get high and talk about how complicated my coffee should be while judging people for liking popular bands like a hipster twatsuck
and for some delusional reason i find that hot because well i think i mentioned i have horrible taste in women i.e. people who are terrible for me but re: dated girl who killed me re: this utter mind-addled bad judgment is not unique to my person
and it actually takes a lot of psychological inertia to convince myself to ask you out again and again and do shit like call you pretty without combusting from the amount of blood flowing to my face
so the fact that you think i'm just joking is pretty much
the absolute worst thing
i cannot think of a worse thing
well yes i can i could turn into a giant centipede
i could not only have a dude preincarnation but he could also be a centipede
holy fuck
was i a centipede in a past life oh shit this is not ok at all
i wouldn't even blame you for not wanting to hold my hand how would you even know which one to hold
i need to go think about this
two_stones: (Guh.)

[personal profile] two_stones 2013-11-20 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna feel like a serious asshole when this all comes out ICly, huh.
counterclock: (avery => ready to school?)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-11-20 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
that's the point isn't it