...fangs. Of course the guy setting next to him as fangs, and of course he looks as though he might as well be at that damn Renaissance Faire. Or close enough, anyway.

And of course he asks the one question that Varric doesn't have an answer for. All right, well, no, there's a lot of questions that Varric doesn't have an answer for, but this is the most pressing one at the moment. Mainly because it's the one being asked of him.

"This little beauty? A friend of mine invented her."

As soon as it's out, he realizes - he's pretty sure it's not actually a lie.