this is a [test] of the emergency broadcast system

[titansno]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[sayhitobianca]

...fangs. Of course the guy setting next to him as fangs, and of course he looks as though he might as well be at that damn Renaissance Faire. Or close enough, anyway.

And of course he asks the one question that Varric doesn't have an answer for. All right, well, no, there's a lot of questions that Varric doesn't have an answer for, but this is the most pressing one at the moment. Mainly because it's the one being asked of him.

"This little beauty? A friend of mine invented her."

As soon as it's out, he realizes - he's pretty sure it's not actually a lie.

[goldenbrocade]

"Oh? Well, I must say that your friend has a wonderful eye for details."

He was immune to the looks people gave him ever since he started dressing like this back when he was still in high school. The teeth were a new addition, but again he did not think much about how it made him appear so long as he did not lisp while he talked. It was horrible enough as it was being a designer without having someone make fun of - horror of horrors - a fanglisp.

"I don't think I've seen many even from the Faire that have such lovely filigree work on the shaft."