this is a [test] of the emergency broadcast system

[titansno]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

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Legato Bluesummers | Trigun

[hand_licker]

ACTION - THE MALL

[Trying to get some holiday shopping done? Good luck, with this guy in the way.

[The tall, dark-haired man has pulled every single baking sheet, pan, tray, tin, and everything else you can imagine off of the shelves. Every. Single. One. He's managed to block off the entire kitchenware section of the store — which just so happens to be a popular place to pass through, in order to get from one area of the store to another.

[Apparently unaware of the mess he's made (or just not caring about it), the man is going from one pile to another in order to carefully inspect each item.

[This man is a baker. And he is going to find just the right pan.]



NETWORK; VIDEO

I've created something new.

[The baker is smiling serenely, seemingly unaware of the fact that he's completely covered in flour. Completely. The only colors visible are his eyes, peering gold through the haze of white.]

A limited edition pie. A new flavor, for the holidays.

Please, join me, and sample my newest creation.

[hollowleg]

[Shiro has managed to ruin one of his favorite baking pans. Actually, he's pretty sure Chris did it. Whatever. The point is, he is in serious need of a new cake pan and-- woah holy shit what is this moron doing.

He resists the urge to growl and show his fangs because HAHAHA WHAT A BAD IDEA and instead glares daggers at the guy over his glasses]

What in the hell are you doin', man?