this is a [test] of the emergency broadcast system

[titansno]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[decelerate]

talking cats.

[duette]

AHH you stay out of it! I gave you to the count of 3 and everything!

[decelerate]

cant now, you said talking cats. how can you expect me to ignore that one??

[duette]

I didn't "magically" find one that told me it belonged to me, if that's what you thought! You *were* thinking that, weren't you?

[duette]

...And even if I did, you couldn't Instagram it.

[decelerate]

yeah. it followed you home, and now its yours etc.

[decelerate]

was thinking of youtube tbh.

[duette]

Oh, I see. In that case, double no! The last thing I want is to be arrested because my brother couldn't resist a few minutes of yt fame. Rude.

[duette]

[ Wait for it. ]

What do you want for dinner.

[decelerate]

no one gets arrested for cat videos.

[decelerate]

dunno. caesar salad.

[duette]

Anyone can get arrested for anything lately! Haven't you been paying attention? With that sort of attitude, you'd better be careful. Or else!

[duette]

Chicken, or no?

[decelerate]

nah. im sure ill be fine. not really the type to get arrested.

[decelerate]

y. and thousand island dressing maybe i dunno.

[duette]

[ Thousand Is — ]











DALLEN. That is not how you make a chicken caesar salad. I'm going to ask one more time, using small words.

Caesar

or

Chef

Please select 1!

[decelerate]

what do you mean, thats like the only way you can eat a caesar salad.

[duette]

THAT IS *NOT* HOW YOU

Ugh but that's so gross

The sweet and the acidic don't even

[ slkfhglh keysmashing. BREATHE. DELETE. START OVER. ]

Fine! I'll make it! And you'll have to eat it, no matter how disgusting it is! I can't be held responsible for the state of your poor stomach later, do you hear?

[decelerate]

when did i ever blame you for whatever i ate??

[duette]

[ NEVER

...but she's not going to say that. ]

Ugh. That's not the point!