Walter has had to buy all his gifts with his allowance, which has been cut a bit due to his recent shenanigans and what has been described as a "budgeting mishap" by his parents. It's been a bit tight this year.
Alan gets his beloved steam cleaner. And cookies. Tavia gets a bunch of assorted bargain bin cosmetics. All blue, of course, and as sparkly as humanly possible. And MORE cookies. Ryan and Bertl are getting a lumpy stocking filled with assorted baked goods and a card. Their names are stitched on. Not all that well -- he's kind of distracted. THE OTHER ASSORTED SHINGEKIS who he has interacted with are getting stockings too. Jamie, he tried figuring out how to spell your name in Japanese before deciding that that was stupid and so there's a goofy embroidered blob on yours. SORRY DUDE. ANYONE ELSE HE'S ACQUAINTED WITH, you're all getting cards. Those sappy ones that take eons to read. Danny, if he sees you at some point/would somehow know your address, you'd get a big cupcake. For the lols. Richard/Karl, same thing applies -- you'd get a cookie in the shape of a sword.
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Alan gets his beloved steam cleaner. And cookies.
Tavia gets a bunch of assorted bargain bin cosmetics. All blue, of course, and as sparkly as humanly possible. And MORE cookies.
Ryan and Bertl are getting a lumpy stocking filled with assorted baked goods and a card. Their names are stitched on. Not all that well -- he's kind of distracted.
THE OTHER ASSORTED SHINGEKIS who he has interacted with are getting stockings too. Jamie, he tried figuring out how to spell your name in Japanese before deciding that that was stupid and so there's a goofy embroidered blob on yours. SORRY DUDE.
ANYONE ELSE HE'S ACQUAINTED WITH, you're all getting cards. Those sappy ones that take eons to read. Danny, if he sees you at some point/would somehow know your address, you'd get a big cupcake. For the lols. Richard/Karl, same thing applies -- you'd get a cookie in the shape of a sword.