Christmas List Meme!

[earnedmystripes]

This one's pretty simple! Just post your characters and the things they're getting for their CR for Christmas. Then plot reactions/shenanigans/generally flail at each other! :D

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[reapsthewind]

CHRIS

Is bad at Atheist Children Get Presents Day

But

Shiro: NEW POTS N PANS since she ruined a bunch of his nice ones
Elian: SOCKS who doesn't love socks
Her mom & dad: model planes and space ships
Her siblings: the same thing :V at this point she be trollin
Matt: something nice she found at a local market, some kind of neato paperweight thingy no doubt
Bakura: New dice in a nice dice bag
Mordin: Model space ship

Everyone else gets a small pocket-sized model plane

[wastingtime]

and christobel in turn gets one of those cards that you put money inside because he loves you but what get

[originaloddcouple]

I HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS ahem

Vanessa - Lots of pewter coins/Bambi DVD

Luci - Plans to give her a jewel thing for free

Ez - Plans to give him a gauntlet thing for free

Arthur - Fish! A Proven Way to Boost Morale and Improve Results (A book about improving worker morale. It is not what they thought it was.)

Shouty care packages (Danny, Alan, Octavia, and Karson) - Marshmallows, cough syrup, chicken soup cans, tea packets, lozenge, anti-inflammatories, a water bottle, and a small pamphlet on soothing sore throats. These packages 101 Things to Do Before You Die, By Richard Horne. They accidentally spilled some cough syrup on Danny's, soaking through half the pages.

Karson - deer repellant and a crapton of food

Alex (Vampire) - Gave him a free cross

Alex (Alien), Ryan, and Yuki Nagato - Inspector Spacetime DVDs

Cinderella - Caramel apples

Arthur, Ray, Luci, Ez, Vanessa, Kanti, and anyone else I'm forgetting - Mugs that say "Best Buddy" on them.

Sam - An extra D&D handbook. (whichever one is most useless)

Jamie - a small book on why hentai is wrong (Blame Tavia)

Suzaku - a mug that says "Best Hero"

Kanti - NORMAL lipstick

Helpfire - they found curaçao!

Remind me if I forgot anyone!

[part_time_overlord]

I already have this one...

Thanks.

[siesinddasessen]

Blaine Frost is actually sending people presents. Because on this holiday you should spread all the joy. Clearly. Also because she could get the items in question for cheap or free. ...She had fun with picking them, okay.

Bertl and Ryan A dress, make-up and clip-on earrings. For both of them. Ryan's version is one of those adjustable wrap things because what the heck are his measurements right now. They are actually surprisingly decent??? Two separate boxes will be dropped up at their doorstep sometime around Christmas, anonymously.

the rotting Anthony A stack of children and YA movies on DVDs, some second hand, some new. It's not her style of movies but they were given to her {for little money}, and he always seemed young to her and his last post sounded like he needed something to do... also she is not being nice, she just needed to get rid of them and network-charity at least might give something back to her as opposed to normal charity. I'm not sure how she gets those to him yet.

Chloe A pretty pony princess dress from the children's Halloween section, though with surprisingly good quality for that, sent to her anonymously with the post.

Angela A box with a muzzle in it and a note saying "I mentioned having been attacked by a large dog to my boss." Dropped off at the safehouse for her, without a name but...

[scramasax]

But is one of them The Hunchback of Notre Dame? That's the important question.

[youngestone]

• Aaron: a bracelet of Killian’s own creation—the word “medic” in runes wrapped around a stylized sword
• Chloe: a pendant—the word “friend” in runes wrapped around a stylized horse
• Sophie: a pendant—the word “friend” in runes wrapped around a (fake) emerald
• John Mitchell: a bracelet—the word “helper” in runes wrapped in a vine
• Shou: a pendant—the word “friend” in runes wrapped around a setting with a note “get me a stone and I’ll finish it”
• Julian: a bracelet—the word “luck” in runes wrapped around a feather
• Everyone at the Clinic: a card


hey, he has a skill XD

[ursoreckless]

Here, take your pick of the diamond 8D

[earnedmystripes]

Ravi - a hideous charming holiday sweater, cat toys, and this pin

Nick - season pass to Locke City Leprechauns games

Skyler - a stuffed lion for his sister (of course) and...a shot glass. Both with the D.A.R.E. logo on it. Also a football because only troll gifts would be mean.

Karson - a new dog collar, a bag of dog food, some chew toys, and some coupons for food he had laying around

Yuji - a hideous pink sparkly feathered boa and matching boots

Bakura - video game of some sort, probably involving embarrassing cutesy chibi animals

Toshirou - a soccer ball, made of foam in case of any unfortunate head collisions :')

Shiro - a chef hat and christmas themed salt and pepper shakers.

Barnaby - something like this as a mousepad

Aaron - handmade card with enclosed $50 donation to LSR

Avery - a bicycle helmet

Karl - a bottle of some alcohol he's known to like

Banagher - A new winter coat

Chris This remote-control bird-plane thing that he thought looked cool.

Julien - a new pair of running shoes

Colette - a set of china teacups to help start to replace the ones broken in the earthquake

Fay - blue body glitter and a bottle of wine

Lyall - A couple of books of werewolf lore in various cultures

Octavia - eight of those 8-shaped birthday candles and a DVD of a cheesy romantic comedy to watch with Alan because kotetsu is a dork and doesn't actually know anything about her......

Mamoru A clapper, a punching bag, and boxing gloves. He Tried.

[healspec]

omg kotetsu no not the ugly christmas sweater no no no


he will totally wear the pin on his scrubs tho

[grannyfucker]

Everyone - sent privately to their personal number on the network, an image lovingly chosen from this website.

Sent to literally everyone.

I'm sorry.

[icy_heavens]

Jeffrey is kind of horrified and embarrassed because he's Jeffrey.

Toushirou does not understand what this picture is supposed to be about, furrows his brow at it for a minute, then decides it's dumb, makes no sense, and then ignores it. And then his brain will figure it out sometime later and he will be hugely disgusted and wishing (again) that he could punch Jovan in the face.

[healspec]

Ravi is knitting everyone a scarf.

Like, literally, everyone. Okay not literally but everyone he is reasonably acquainted with.

HE DOESN'T EVEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS but he learned how to knit from an Echo and it is so cool you guys so he is super excited to have an excuse to knit things for people.

Alex, Brooke, Kotetsu, everyone who works at the LSR clinic, also everyone he works with at LCUH, Nick, Gavin, Bakura, Lyall, Luci, Anthony, Reilanin, Arthur, Kanti, EVEN KARSON DESPITE HIM BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON, and whoever else I might be forgetting. You can assume he contacted everyone to distribute them sometime between the 20th and the 30th.

He will also do them by request for people he forgot, so. Basically if you've ever had a thread w/Ravi and want a scarf from him, feel free to assume you got one.

They are simple patterns using variegated yarn so they look cute and fancy while actually being very easy to knit. He has good taste (except in movies) so he will not be making ugly scarves.

[professorwolf]

Scarves are awesome, yo. I wonder if I can reasonably use this to echo him back his desire to wear a cravat :: chinscratches ::

[acequeen]

Banagher - hat and scarf set!

Audrey - probably a cute-looking bracelet

Mamoru - punching gloves + a special case for his sword because why not

Shiro - also punching gloves

Colette - a small box of chocolate chip cookies

Sophie - a stress ball in case she wants to beat the crap out of it for destressing + cookies

... That's about it, I think.

[hollowleg]

Hell yeah

[not_good_not_wicked]

Marisa got a cute jacket from her mom and a thoughtful card with a long message in it from her dad, which made her feel conflicted as hell because she's trying to hate her dad right now.

For other people, she doesn't exactly have a lot of pocket money because she does a lot of impulse shopping for the rest of the year, so she just baked a million gingerbread cookies and gave little boxes of them to her friends. Alex, Bakura, Aria, Kanti, Reimu, Sara, Danny, Alan and Tavia all get boxes. (Alan and Tavia got one big box for both of them).

The cookies aren't super fancy, and are a bit crumbly, but hey they taste just fine.

[pianistofraielin]

Russel is getting everyone baked goods. Yes, even Cinderella is getting Christmas cookies.

With the exception of Stella, whom he is giving a ferret-sized corsair.

[drama8om8]

Oh god I PROBABLY FORGOT SO MANY PEOPLE here's what Octavia's getting people with the cash she stole rightfully reclaimed from her mom

Alan gets a hand-drawn picture of Batman, because she's pretty sure this will appeal to both his ~*sensitive artist's soul*~ and his batboner. He also gets a decent coat with a big fluff-lined hood that might make it a little easier for him to go outside unnoticed? IT'S BETTER THAN THE FAKE BEARD AT LEAST. He'll also get schmooped at all day, which goes without saying.
Karson gets this. A signed first-edition copy of Ron Paul's "The Revolution." He also gets a stocking filled with doggy treats to pass on to Crab.
Walter gets a selection of headbands. There are a couple in there that are regular fabric ones like he normally wears, but most of them are gaudy ridiculous glittery ones. Her personal favourite is a plastic diamante-studded kitty-ears hairband. Swish.
Brooke already got a buttload o' cash, but will also be getting a copy of Rachel Roth's Malchior. Several of the more romantic scenes have had all instances of the main character/their love interest's names scribbled out and replaced with "8rooke" and "Rachel" respectively.
Mac gets a copy of Con Air and some hamburger earmuffs. Did you think I was joking, Mon? HAHAHA. THANKS, AMAZON.
Gavin gets FIVE GUNS. FIVE EXCEEDINGLY DEADLY GUNS. And either a videogame or a gamestop voucher, depending on whether Tavia would have been able to glean what game he'd like or not.
Marisa gets a mop to go with her broom (teehee) and an Albus Dumbledore costume set. Tavia assumes she'll hate that. I suspect otherwise. The costume includes a hat, robes, fake beard and a bag of lemon drops.
Roxy also gets wizardly ridiculousness: a Harry Potter costume complete with a lil cauldron. This stuff's going cheap after halloween okay geez
Anthony (Janvier flavour) gets two books! One full of puzzles (so he has something to do) and one filled with self-helpy "THIS IS HOW TO BE CONFIDENT" stuff. She is really awful at this.
Anthony (Albert flavour) is Alan's friend more than Tavia's, so she asked Shouty Boyfriend to describe him. The word "hipster" was implied and/or stated outright. So, uh. Anthony gets a pair of douchebag hipster glasses and cds featuring bands Tavia has never heard of.
Jamie gets a magical girl body pillow. I'm not even sorry.
Bara Dad and Sweaty Mom were going to get the next installment of their yaoi fanfiction adventures, but instead get a matching set of his-and-hers bathrobe/slipper sets with a note. The note tells them how she wrote them "some majorly hardcore detailed smut wow" but how Alan "unfortun8tely accidentally put it in his pants pocket right 8efore he washed the pants." A tragic loss.
David Proud gets a crayola model magic kit. In. In case he wants to sculpt things while he's stuck in the safehouse. I am so fucking sorry.
Everyone she's buying for but doesn't know well enough to get a personalised gift (hello Kanti, Russel, the Dians, Kotetsu, Shiro, etc) gets a box of chocolate and something shiny from the loot pile. Which they should probably pawn before it gets magically returned to Octavia. Echo shit, man.

[anequal]

DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER GLASSES he'll wear them around to piss everyone off

[shortspoken]

Ellie is both poor and tragically unfestive. She's commissioned a painting of Ryan and Bertholdt in wedding dresses from Alan, and that'll get placed in the first suitable (read: cheap) frame she can find. Ryan should really know by now not to encourage her "comedy" gift ideas. Alan himself will be getting a new sketchbook. He would've got a "how to draw manga" book if he hadn't agreed to do the painting. :ヘ|

(She assumes nobody else will buy her things. If they do, they'll end up with hastily-bought last-minute shitty-ass gifts that will probably be terrible and unfitting.)

[schild]

You know he'll hang that in their bedroom, Ellie. You know.

[keywarding]

Only have Holly here and she's going to be getting:

Ethan: A green date book/planner because he's always writing in one.

Banagher & Haro!: A scarf for each, Banagher is getting a blue one with Haro's being light green and adorable. She also got his Mom a small gift box of specialty chocolates. [Mom picked that one out]

Elly: A pretty butterfly hair clip she found in a shop when she was out with her mom.

All of her school friends are getting homemade cookies!

[professorwolf]

Lyall is seriously broke right now, between outfitting his house and replacing his furniture and that extra two weeks out helping his parents move. That said, he's got some cheapie gifts for a few people... XD

Bakura gets a gift card for the local games shop he's heard the kid frequents, and a nice card to go with it.

Nick gets a fake police badge, one of those plastic toy ones. Because this is his sense of humor. It does come with a gift card to a very tasty coffee shop inside a very nice card.

Elian gets a small, not very expensive set of silverware with no actual silver in it. This is also actually a joke.

Hajime gets a small framed print of a forest glade, since he's seen the apartment, and thinks it could stand with a bit more decorating :B

Reilanin gets a book, some kind of mystery novel he thinks she might like.

Anthony gets a new hoodie, one that's all fuzzy inside and really well made, and a nice dark green in color. It has an owl on the back. It's also probably a little big, but that's only to the better, right?

Stella gets a whole plate of sushi, and a new, more comfortable "pet" bed than the second-hand one he had for her before. He removed all tags that labeled it for pets before giving it to her, since he fully expected a lot of sarcasm in there if he didn't....

And because he shouldn't be left out, and as far as he knows the man has no family, Proud gets a basket of chocolates and a couple movies.

[detectivetroll]

He is going to put that fake police badge next to his real one and wear it around on his belt, man. Also coffee gadsfksh Lyall you are the best

[epimethean]

Wheatley is poor and doesn't Christmas very well.

+ Mac and coworkers Michelle and Cain get like $15 gift cards to Starbucks-equivalent coffee shops.
+ Michelle also probably gets a card with a hastily-handwritten "sorry I got us mugged" message.
+ Ray would probably kill him if he got a $15 gift card to a coffee shop so Ray gets an IOU for a drink when they get around to going for that drink.
+ He stops inside Isaac and Miria's antique shop to bring them a card and some chocolate, hooray.
+ Arthur and Danny also have generic drug store Christmas cards waiting for them but HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE.

that's all there is there isn't any more

[gogoghostpowers]

ahahaha well if Wheatley really tries, Danny's house is easy enough to find!

It's the one with the giant neon "FENTONWORKS" sign with a rollercoaster on the roof.

[schild]

Oh noooo it's such a shame that Ryan is jobless and can't go outside cause otherwise he'd get people... really thoughtful (dad) gifts like socks and notebooks for school and that sort of thing... ALTHOUGH

For Ellie, a sweater, to match his and Bertl's.
For Jamie, a backpack that looks like a turtle.
For Anthony, a t-shirt that says "hi ___ I'm dad."
Yeah, that doesn't make sense, is that supposed to be bad?
For Alan, a notebook emblazoned with Batman.
For Tavia, some nail polish? Hey, don't ask me, man.
For Chloe, the angel, a bottle of wine.
For Levi, some Lysol? I can't make these rhyme.
For Sasha, a cookbook, "How to Best Cook Wild Game"
For Connie, a record, I think you know the name.
For Marzio a copy of "So Now You've Got Freckles"
"that doesn't exist, shut up, Jan..." someone heckles.

For Shiro, an apron that says "I don't bite."
For Nick, some whiskey, he could use the respite.
For Karson, A LOT OF GIFTS, oh wait, they're for Crab.
"I got you an iPhone. That's it :^) signed, Not!Dad"

And for everyone else in our dear Save The Earth,
Whose names I could not rhyme, for better or worse,
I give you my love and all sort of nice kisses
as Ryan sends everyone sweet holiday wishes.

[fortuneleap]

JAN PLS THATS TOO CUTE

[wirsinddiejager]

I'M TERRIBLE AT COMING UP WITH GIFTS AND SO IS ALAN SO EVERYONE IS GETTING DRAWINGS.

Some of them might even not feature Batman if he thinks you might prefer something else.

[drama8om8]

tavia still gets the beard hat too right

[toobig]

BERTHOLDT IS HORRIBLE AT BEING SOCIAL AND EVEN WORSE AT PICKING GIFTS. Most probably his gifts will be double gifts with Ryan! Because what get???

However:

He will edit any of the kids he knows essays/written assignments/whatever during their midterm/final periods the semester after Christmas break! College and elementary/middle/high school students may apply.

He will also get just about anyone he has CR with a nice knit sweater. They will be customized by what he thinks they'd like or suits them.

(Ellie's has a Christmas penguin on it.)

[schild]

sweater nose bros!!

[waltharius]

Walter has had to buy all his gifts with his allowance, which has been cut a bit due to his recent shenanigans and what has been described as a "budgeting mishap" by his parents. It's been a bit tight this year.

Alan gets his beloved steam cleaner. And cookies.
Tavia gets a bunch of assorted bargain bin cosmetics. All blue, of course, and as sparkly as humanly possible. And MORE cookies.
Ryan and Bertl are getting a lumpy stocking filled with assorted baked goods and a card. Their names are stitched on. Not all that well -- he's kind of distracted.
THE OTHER ASSORTED SHINGEKIS who he has interacted with are getting stockings too. Jamie, he tried figuring out how to spell your name in Japanese before deciding that that was stupid and so there's a goofy embroidered blob on yours. SORRY DUDE.
ANYONE ELSE HE'S ACQUAINTED WITH, you're all getting cards. Those sappy ones that take eons to read. Danny, if he sees you at some point/would somehow know your address, you'd get a big cupcake. For the lols. Richard/Karl, same thing applies -- you'd get a cookie in the shape of a sword.

[gogoghostpowers]

now you're just mocking him, aren't you

[chernobolt]

SO KARA IS ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN AND CELEBRATES BOTH CHRISTMASES because that is how they roll in Ukraine.

For the first Christmas she'll be wishing everyone a good time and extending an invitation to come to the traditional twelve-dish Christmas Eve dinner/party she's hosting whiiich is probably going to end in her trying to get people to go caroling with her fyi so everyone should show up to that. Friends/people she knows off network will be getting cards and something little but thoughtful, like favorite sweets or nice little gift sets.

For Orthodox Christmas she will be hosting said twelve dish dinner on Christmas Eve and it is going to be hype!!! There's going to be a buttload of delicious Ukrainian food and it will be delicious and after it's over she will try and rope everyone into caroling with her because that's a tradition too. She will go alone if no one is swayed so ANYONE SHE KNOWS OFF-NETWORK/IN PERSON YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE CAROLED AT AT STUPID O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT

Said friends/off-network people will get their bigger gifts then, but since I don't know exactly who qualifies as this atm (s-sob I am so bad at this) I don't have a list so just assume it's very thoughtful and wrapped with fat cartoon penguin paper.

[healspec]

holy shit there's an orthodox christmas?!?!?

lmfao my family is Greek Orthodox so I knew there were two Easters but I guess Greek Orthodox is not fancy enough for both Christmases?!??

sorry i'm just legitimately stunned by this CARRY ON

[stagnantair]

Okay Gavin was strapped for cash, but now that he works at LCU things are loking great for him SO he really wants to get everyone he knows a christmas/whatever you celebrate/don't celebrate gift!

Alan is getting Batman: Arkham Asylum/City/Origins trilogy set for [INSERT GAME SYSTEM ALAN HAS]
Octavia is getting an awesome blue and grey cyperpunk looking hooded jacket that's warm enough for fall and winter. It might be a little big since he guessed on the size. It has eight zippers. Also a gift card to [INSERT CLOTHING STORE SHE LIKES IN THE MALL HERE]
Jamie is getting a mecha set to paint and put together, and a figma of his waifu.
Luke is getting a new green hat with ear flaps that might not hurt his so badly, and a 3DS with some games. (If he has a 3DS, he'll just get him some games.)
Banana is getting a DVD boxset of some retro cartoon he likes best! And a little model of the Thundertank.
Ravi is getting a nice new jacket.
Ratchet is Gavin's new boss, so tbh he's not sure what to get him yet so he's getting one of those Christmas sausage/cheese basket things.

Anyone he doesn't know well/can't think of a present for is getting GIFT CARDS

omg im drawing a blank at the rest of his cr comment here if i forgot you and i'll tell you what he's getting them...............

[wirsinddiejager]

omg sweet

[vetala]

I DON'T HAVE A LIST FOR THIS I AM SO BAD AT EVERYTHING

KANTI

Isaac and and Miria - matching and cozy-as-fuck sweaters with their initials on them

Karson - Gift Cards for various restaurants, a sweater, tender heartfelt hugs ubuubuubuu

Mr. Lyall - World's #1 Teacher mug with a note telling him not to get arrested again, coffee

Mr. Locke - A NEW PAIR OF GODDAMN SHOES YOU FRICKER YOU CANNOT AVOID THEM

Everyone at the LSR Clinic - nice bag of coffee, some run-of-the-mill medical supplies and a large card that reads "sorry i keep ending up here but also see you soon realistically speaking"

Alan and Tavia - zazzle poetry sweaters and a box of those cool self-heating beef stews they sometimes sell at Army Surplus stores AND SOME FUCKING MASKS YOU GODDAMN KIDS

Brooke - a stylish pair of warm, handmade gloves carefully crafted to fit her petrified hand and her non one

Banagher Links - Food. Just an actual homecooked meal in a container which he can eat out of and then keep.

Shou - Complete internal panic on her part before she just buys him a warm hat even though he probably has a million

Marissa - Issue #97 of Wasp Boy. SHE FOUND IT YAY!

Avery - MORE ZAZZLE POETRY this time a shirt

Hajime - a tin of polish for his sweet ride and a sweater because sweaters are Kanti's default gift

Shiro - A new and possibly stupider hat

HOLLOWAY

Elian - will suddenly find anything he was missing before (but unfortunately not the stuff that was stolen by the BKs), some more things in the fridge than usual

Everyone else he knows in some capacity (Blaine, Killian, etc.) - ONE (1) favor of their choosing for which he will ask nothing in exchange. The catch being he won't actually tell them when he's using it in their favor or that they even have it.

IF I AM FORGETTING ANYONE (and let's be real here I am since I am in the middle of making dinner and frazzled for OTHER REASONS) COMMENT IN HERE seriously SERIOUSLY just do the thiiiing

[hollowleg]

A STUPIDER HAT?? unpossible.

[hollowleg]

Shiro is baking everyone he knows cookies. Everyone. So many cookies. TONS OF COOKIES. What are you going to do with all these cookies.

Chris is getting some stupid lingerie. Because he's a terrible boyfriend.

Mamoru gets this sweater.

Ryan gets a t-shirt with muscles printed on it, and a note that says "Now you're back to normal! :)"

Karson, in addition to HIS cookies, gets a bag of home-made dog biscuits for Crab.

Alan gets an anatomy book for artists

AND MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE GET STUFF IDK.

[wirsinddiejager]

wow are you implying he is not good at anatomy





(he's not)

[gogoghostpowers]

BLESS HIS HEART, HE TRIED. By which I mean, I tried. Thinking of Christmas gifts is hard. 8C

Tavia gets one of Danny's spandex suits. Gotta get rid of them somehow. :|

Shiro gets a very awkwardly written and generic "happy holidays" card dropped off at the bakery.

Brooke gets a small book of dead people jokes. For when the room isn't....lively enough.

Karson gets a bizarre double-snuggie that has arms for a person and on the other end tiny arms for a dog. You snuggie that dog, Karson. You snuggie that dog.

Alan gets Crayola colored pencils. He likes drawing, right?? Art supplies, right????

Karl/Richard gets an invitation to Christmas dinner at the Fentons' home!

Naomi also gets an invitation to Christmas dinner at the Fentons'.

Aria gets two handmade tickets, redeemable at any Fentonworks location for a ride on the latest in roller coaster technology!

Annie gets a DVD of the latest superhero movie of 2013, with a note taped to it that says "for research"

All of the above gifts, and gifts for other people who I couldn't think of anything for (literally everyone else that Danny's ever interacted with) get a card and a box with six pastel-colored, pastel-iced cupcakes in it, courtesy of his girlfriend who might have a bit of a baking problem.

(Except for Shiro, you don't get two cards. Just the one card and the cupcakes.)

[drama8om8]

danny washed the spandex suit before passing it on, right

right

[flamberge]

SO Karl/Richard is a complete fail at Xmas and would probably just work completely through it so his gifts won't be too amazing.

To his chem classes: there will be a bowl of candy on his desk for everyone to take. There will also be no winter break homework AND YES THIS COUNTS AS A GIFT.

To the police peeps: On Dec 24 and 25, he will replace the craptastic office coffee with NAME BRAND COFFEE!! That's right! For two days only, it'll be actually GOOD coffee. Enjoy.

Actual personalized gifts will come AFTER he remembers the numbers club and they will mostly be the least thoughtful thing ever aka PREPAID VISA GIFT CARDS!! Walter, Tessa and Lloyd will get $25 ones. Neku, Skyler, Luci, Brooke and Chloe get $50. Banagher, Colette, Danny and Kanti get $100 ones.

Naomi will get science books, a couple of the latest releases she might enjoy.
Lyall will get biology books and possibly a couple on werewolves.
Kotetsu, Nick and Yuji will all get a pound of good quality coffee.
Zelos will get a 'Chemistry for Dummies' book and a good quality wine.
Arthur will get a couple new goldfish and some stuff for them.

If I missed someone, assume that they got the gift card treatment, too.

[gogoghostpowers]

you are not going to work through christmas this year, mr. chem teacher sir

you are getting dragged to the Casa de Conspiracy, this is not an option