Christmas List Meme!

[earnedmystripes]

This one's pretty simple! Just post your characters and the things they're getting for their CR for Christmas. Then plot reactions/shenanigans/generally flail at each other! :D

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[drama8om8]

Oh god I PROBABLY FORGOT SO MANY PEOPLE here's what Octavia's getting people with the cash she stole rightfully reclaimed from her mom

Alan gets a hand-drawn picture of Batman, because she's pretty sure this will appeal to both his ~*sensitive artist's soul*~ and his batboner. He also gets a decent coat with a big fluff-lined hood that might make it a little easier for him to go outside unnoticed? IT'S BETTER THAN THE FAKE BEARD AT LEAST. He'll also get schmooped at all day, which goes without saying.
Karson gets this. A signed first-edition copy of Ron Paul's "The Revolution." He also gets a stocking filled with doggy treats to pass on to Crab.
Walter gets a selection of headbands. There are a couple in there that are regular fabric ones like he normally wears, but most of them are gaudy ridiculous glittery ones. Her personal favourite is a plastic diamante-studded kitty-ears hairband. Swish.
Brooke already got a buttload o' cash, but will also be getting a copy of Rachel Roth's Malchior. Several of the more romantic scenes have had all instances of the main character/their love interest's names scribbled out and replaced with "8rooke" and "Rachel" respectively.
Mac gets a copy of Con Air and some hamburger earmuffs. Did you think I was joking, Mon? HAHAHA. THANKS, AMAZON.
Gavin gets FIVE GUNS. FIVE EXCEEDINGLY DEADLY GUNS. And either a videogame or a gamestop voucher, depending on whether Tavia would have been able to glean what game he'd like or not.
Marisa gets a mop to go with her broom (teehee) and an Albus Dumbledore costume set. Tavia assumes she'll hate that. I suspect otherwise. The costume includes a hat, robes, fake beard and a bag of lemon drops.
Roxy also gets wizardly ridiculousness: a Harry Potter costume complete with a lil cauldron. This stuff's going cheap after halloween okay geez
Anthony (Janvier flavour) gets two books! One full of puzzles (so he has something to do) and one filled with self-helpy "THIS IS HOW TO BE CONFIDENT" stuff. She is really awful at this.
Anthony (Albert flavour) is Alan's friend more than Tavia's, so she asked Shouty Boyfriend to describe him. The word "hipster" was implied and/or stated outright. So, uh. Anthony gets a pair of douchebag hipster glasses and cds featuring bands Tavia has never heard of.
Jamie gets a magical girl body pillow. I'm not even sorry.
Bara Dad and Sweaty Mom were going to get the next installment of their yaoi fanfiction adventures, but instead get a matching set of his-and-hers bathrobe/slipper sets with a note. The note tells them how she wrote them "some majorly hardcore detailed smut wow" but how Alan "unfortun8tely accidentally put it in his pants pocket right 8efore he washed the pants." A tragic loss.
David Proud gets a crayola model magic kit. In. In case he wants to sculpt things while he's stuck in the safehouse. I am so fucking sorry.
Everyone she's buying for but doesn't know well enough to get a personalised gift (hello Kanti, Russel, the Dians, Kotetsu, Shiro, etc) gets a box of chocolate and something shiny from the loot pile. Which they should probably pawn before it gets magically returned to Octavia. Echo shit, man.

[anequal]

DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER GLASSES he'll wear them around to piss everyone off

[pianistofraielin]

lol Russel does not pawn his and then freaks out when it disappears. contacts Tavia a week later going OMG I LOST THAT THING YOU GAVE ME I'M SO SORRY I AM A TERRIBLE FRIEND

[fortuneleap]

octavia should mishear a conversation with jamie and get gavin this because it would be hilarious

also maybe an actually good game but neptunia is key

bertholdt will love his slippers i just hope they fit if they're "her" sizes

[not_good_not_wicked]

She will wear it for her next network post.

The mop...is going into the storage closet next to the bleach.

[drama8om8]

FUCKING HELL I FORGOT DANNY Danny gets eight pairs of pants

He knows why

[gogoghostpowers]

DANNY WISHES YOU HADN'T REMEMBERED

[drama8om8]

BUT MOST OF THEM ARE VERY NICE PANTS WOW RUDE

though there has to be one ridiculous awful pair tho lbr

um

OKAY ONE PAIR IS MADE OF LEATHER

LEATHER PANTS 4 U DANNY

UR WELCOM

[gogoghostpowers]

oh god

(please tell me there isn't a pair of chaps in there)

(by which i mean please tell me there is)

[drama8om8]

I hereby grant unto thee thine chaps

use them wisely

[massivescale]

/slowly

claps

[drama8om8]

[stagnantair]

pls tell me she actually has that shirt

[drama8om8]

this is now game canon

[toobig]

yes

[hollowleg]

pawns like the wind

[waltharius]

amazing

every single one is getting worn at some point

EVERY SINGLE ONE

[schild]

a tragic loss, indeed.

[originaloddcouple]

WOW, SHINY LOOT! What a great friend Tavia is to give them such a thing. They can practically imagine how fun it will be to examine it, determine it's origins, appraise it's worth, and all sort of enjoyabl-

oh god

oh god where did it go

THEY LOST HER PRESENT AUGH THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE

SHE CAN NEVER KNOW THAT THEY LOST THEIR BUDDY'S GIFT NOOOOOOOO

[honestopinion]

Tavia, he's not into your kind of transforming magical girls okay, that's gross. You can keep the pillow.