TEST DRIVE MEME

[bibliofilo]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> NEW YEARS. What better way to start out the new year than to learn that everything you know is a lie? Or if you are already acquainted with the network pass out some resolutions.
> A food fight has just broken out in the cafeteria. Join? Flee? The choice is yours alone.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[loveyoubaby]

Well it's accurate, isn't it? Getting shot does suck.

[hey you're the one telling jokes over here pal]

Well then he got it from a kiddy show. No self respecting badass goes around spouting lines like that.

[sassymaru]

It's a bit more than just that.

[Have you even been shot, asshole.]

No one ever said my partner was a "bad ass".

[He is putting his accent into those words on purpose.]

[loveyoubaby]

[and then either my icons broke or i'm a moron and didn't pick one okay fine dreamwidth]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[COUPLE TIMES actually. By someone who he wouldn't have expected to shoot him. Rude, right?]

Okay, you got me there. He seems like a pretty big dork, more than anything.

it okay

[sassymaru]

Mm, of course.

[He spins back around in his chair, leaning back with his legs crossed. ... apparently someone went boot-shopping are those women's shoes.]

And there you are. A 'pretty big dork' is incapable of double-crossing a panda, much less fellow detectives.

of course it is ok everyone wants to see gunmax

[loveyoubaby]

[yeah sweet kicks bro nice and classy. Max will just cross his arms and continue to look badass in his uniform or something]

You think? Sherman's a gigantic dork. You've seen his shitty hair cut.

aw yeah tiny robot buttmax

[sassymaru]

[You do have a pretty okay butt in that uniform, sir. Oh well.]

Someone's ability to be terrible isn't determined by their bad haircut.

no he is buff and manly

[loveyoubaby]

[He's just eyeballing your goofy hair right now buddy]

I dunno. I think someone's hair says a lot about them.

only when he puts on the gunmax aahmor

[sassymaru]

[That's precisely why he has it dyed like a goddamn rainbow.]

Maybe that's what you're intended to think.

look he tries ok

[loveyoubaby]

So you just want us to think you have an interesting personality, when in reality you've just got a stick up your ass just like everyone else around here, right?

you're just as gay as deckerd gunmax ok

[sassymaru]

... I can safely say that, despite rumors to the contrary, a stick is not something that has been anywhere near my ass.

wow back up nobody can be that gay

[loveyoubaby]

...You know I didn't mean that literally, right.

look who you're talking to

[sassymaru]

... Did I?

You should be more clear.

ok fair point

[loveyoubaby]

Or maybe you need to brush up on your English. Or just your listening skills in general.

[sassymaru]

[And just for that, he launches into Japanese.]

My listening skills are perfect, Sir Biker. Though, if you can't understand this, I'm going to call yours into question.

[So there.]

[loveyoubaby]

[Oh you bitch Max's Japanese is rusty as hell. He can understand it well enough but SPEAKING it well here he goes]

Of course I can shampoo what you're saying.


...No, wait.

[Fuck]

Just shut up.

[sassymaru]

[He smirks, leaning back in that chair. And looking smug.]

I see. Exactly as I'd thought.

[loveyoubaby]

[EYEROLL.]

Whatever, it's not like I'm going back to Japan anyway!

[sassymaru]

Don't say that until you've had a few more memories returned.

[loveyoubaby]

There's nothing for me there, though. I'd ride back to LA before wasting money on a plane trip.

[sassymaru]

You're assuming LA is far enough away.

[loveyoubaby]

From what, exactly? I'm new to this, remember?

[sassymaru]

The apparent... threat.

[And then it's back to Japanese. Boy he knows you understand, but not many other cops do, this is for security's sake you paranoid asshole.]

The one our dear Sherman seems to support.

[loveyoubaby]

[Oh goddammit why is Japanese suddenly useful. Fuck okay round two.]

Why does he?

[sassymaru]

[He'll speak slowly for you.]

He believes we're doomed anyway. So we may as well join them.

[loveyoubaby]

[oh gee thanks]

What a bitch. why don't we interrogate him or something?