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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> NEW YEARS. What better way to start out the new year than to learn that everything you know is a lie? Or if you are already acquainted with the network pass out some resolutions.
> A food fight has just broken out in the cafeteria. Join? Flee? The choice is yours alone.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

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[That's precisely why he has it dyed like a goddamn rainbow.]

Maybe that's what you're intended to think.

So you just want us to think you have an interesting personality, when in reality you've just got a stick up your ass just like everyone else around here, right?

... I can safely say that, despite rumors to the contrary, a stick is not something that has been anywhere near my ass.

...You know I didn't mean that literally, right.

... Did I?

You should be more clear.

Or maybe you need to brush up on your English. Or just your listening skills in general.

[And just for that, he launches into Japanese.]

My listening skills are perfect, Sir Biker. Though, if you can't understand this, I'm going to call yours into question.

[So there.]

[Oh you bitch Max's Japanese is rusty as hell. He can understand it well enough but SPEAKING it well here he goes]

Of course I can shampoo what you're saying.

...No, wait.

[Fuck]

Just shut up.

[He smirks, leaning back in that chair. And looking smug.]

I see. Exactly as I'd thought.

[EYEROLL.]

Whatever, it's not like I'm going back to Japan anyway!

Don't say that until you've had a few more memories returned.

There's nothing for me there, though. I'd ride back to LA before wasting money on a plane trip.

You're assuming LA is far enough away.

From what, exactly? I'm new to this, remember?

The apparent... threat.

[And then it's back to Japanese. Boy he knows you understand, but not many other cops do, this is for security's sake you paranoid asshole.]

The one our dear Sherman seems to support.