The All-Purpose CR/Plotting Meme - First of 2014

[scramasax]

The All-Purpose CR/Plotting Meme

Another round of the CR/Plotting Meme with which to begin a new year!

As always, the meme's open for making arrangements with and between not only current but potential characters in StE; there will be a header under which to comment with potential characters - when doing so, please label with characters' reincarnated names (if decided!) and pre-incarnated names and canons in the comments' subject lines.

For characters of either status, toss up a comment and any information you see please; go on ahead and use this form if you'd like a place to start or take it however you feel -

<b>Character:</b> <b>Pre-Incarnation:</b> [Feel free to write them up a blurb here - especially encouraged if they're a character you're considering rather than one established in-game! Alternatively omit.] <b>Pre-Network CR Opportunities:</b> (Family, colleagues, or mentors/students you're open to player control of? Friends and enemies from here-or-there you'd like them entering things with? Etc.) <b>Open/Wanted CR:</b> (Have you any certain types of CR/dynamics you hope to bring into development?) <b>Other Info:</b> (Anything a person ought to know - any plans for them or things you've wanted to write them doing? Where characters may encounter each other? What they like, what they've been up to, what they do and do not get along with?) <b>Anything Else?:</b> (Anything else you'd like to say?)

Comments

Jovan Burzek/Nathan Young // Misfits

[grannyfucker]

Character: Richard Jovan Burzek, a quiet LCU student in his junior year who moonlights as a troll on the internet and the network.
Pre-Incarnation: Nathan Young, a rude and crude asshole who got himself an ASBO and some superpowers

Pre-Network CR Opportunities: Eh, Jovan's family is too distant (like, literally. physically) for it to really matter, I think, but I'm not averse to people being family friends!

He is a TA for some English/public policy courses at LCU, though, so if your character's a freshman or sophomore taking those classes, they might know him! And he's a Locke High graduate, so faculty, other graduates, or current seniors may remember him from there too!

Open/Wanted CR: I'd love to build more off-network CR with Jovan to try and get something other than strictly antagonistic CR! Or non-antagonistic CR on the network too, if that's even possible.

Other Info: I've got a network post for him lined up in the next few days that is, as all Jovan posts are, terrible. Otherwise, I've got no plans and am open to just about anything. I...might have him start to echo back some vaguely useful powers? Maybe??? ?? ?

Anything Else?: I keep forgetting to mention--if you are ever at any point uncomfortable with the frankly awful shit Jovan says/does, don't hesitate to comment here so I can steer clear!

[keywarding]

We're getting some CR because of the zombie thread but I would love to get more! Jovan is hilarious!

[grannyfucker]

jfiel;agha oh my god suddenly I need it

Jovan is such a terrible person, pairing him with a cute little girl would make him SO AWKWARD

After this whole zombie thing is over he'll just like. Go take her to a coffee shop and get her some hot chocolate or something. That'll fix everything about that traumatizing experience, right???

[keywarding]

Hot chocolate always helps! Especially in Holly's case!

[grannyfucker]

Jovan might actually insist on taking her for hot chocolate. Because he feels like he needs it himself.

He awkwardly ends up sobbing into his own hot chocolate a little bit. Holly may have to comfort him instead of the other way around.

[keywarding]

She'll do it, she'll pet his hair and tell him it'll be okay! She'll even tell him about her silly echoes with lions and angels and stuffed animals.

[grannyfucker]

He'd actually really like that. Echoes about lions and angels and stuffed animals sound so much nicer than echoes about threatening people at gunpoint or burying corpses in a ditch.

[keywarding]

..... Yeah tell her that and i'm sure she'll think the Zombie thing for him was karma and hers was just horrible luck lol /petpetpet

[grannyfucker]

He probably won't mention that part, because she's like 10. He's twice her age and it makes him want to cry.

...he won't mention the orange COMMUNITY PAYBLOWBACK suit either

[keywarding]

Hey! She takes offense she is 15!

.... oh boy she's collecting trouble makers I swear!

[grannyfucker]

WOW IS SHE REALLY AHAHFIELA;G;AH; I should've checked that because I assumed she was 10 so Jovan assumed she was 10, but you know what, let's roll with it. Jovan will totally treat her like she's 10 until she points out she's 15. And even then. She's still 10.

HEY LOOK HE'S NOT A TROUBLEMAKER OKAY it's his past self, jovan never so much as got a detention in school. he didn't choose the delinquent life, the delinquent life chose him. 8C

[scramasax]

Anthony most definitely regrets his role in the albeit temporary detachment of one of Jovan's limbs on a certainly non-antagonistic note. =|b

[grannyfucker]

Jovan wouldn't say he thinks it's all Anthony's fault for zombifying Angeline in the first place, but....he totally does. :| But he's not so much angry as he is upset at him because WOW FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SITUATION FOREVER

[scramasax]

Pahh if Anthony picks up on the blame I do expect he's going to be as non-overtly-as-he-can dogging for room to make amends - it seems then any time they would reach a point of mutual identification in the future it'd be "8(" versus ">=|"

[grannyfucker]

8C is also a sort of interaction Jovan is capable of having! It would be very awkward.

I imagine after the whole zombie fiasco when he's alive again he'd just kinda be like. "So uh. Hey. Sorry about your whole dead thing, I guess."

[duette]

...she is going to feel pretty bad about his arm once she finds out it was an actual alive-person arm.

[grannyfucker]

it's okay though, it's back on now! somehow. The important thing is, he came out of the experience only needing 10 years of therapy, instead of 20.

OKAY BUT NO REALLY he doesn't really blame Harper for detaching his arm or anything and let's be real she acted as anyone could be expected to in that situation. but he is totes gonna be super awkward around her. "So uh. How have you been since that whole. thing. I've been okay. You know, my arm is. Attached to my body again. Which is good. Uh."

[duette]

oh god i foresee double super awkward HOW DOES ONE FEELINGS PROPERLY WHEN YOU'VE KNOCKED SOMEONE'S ARM OUT OF ITS SOCKET

(harper-feelings are going to be violently shoving baked goods at him in an attempt to prove she's actually happy that she hasn't grievously injured him. accept it.)

[grannyfucker]

he will try and reject it but then he will probably take it in the end if she puts up a fight about it ahahaha

SHIT i should've had him lose a leg so that i could make a "got off on the wrong foot" joke here

[duette]

SON YOU'D BE CRUISIN FOR ANOTHER BRUISIN

[detectivetroll]

Jovan is fantastic, man, and I've been kind of loving his and Nick's thread about gold stars. I'd love to get more CR with them somehow, if you're interested!

[grannyfucker]

ah, yes, I love their casual bickering! Nick is one of the few people who is treating his conversations with Jovan as much of a joke as he is, and I definitely wanna keep going with that.

...isn't aware Nick is a cop though, he might legit shit himself if he ever finds that bit out.

[detectivetroll]

:D me too! Nick's pretty entertained by him, so he'll probably continue to pester him in the future whenever he can.

...lmao, Nick would totally say he deserves it for his fake police chief stunt.

[grannyfucker]

if you keep giving him gold stars, he'll keep printing them and putting them on his wall. I don't know if normal people can see things printed off the network, though so. MAYBE ANY NORMAL VISITORS WILL JUST SEE SHEETS OF BLANK PAPER TAPED TO HIS WALL??

hey man, nothing deserves shit-stained underwear. 8C

[detectivetroll]

Man I have no idea, but the image of someone non-network coming into his room and just seeing it wallpapered with blank sheets and being like "....." is awesome. (Also Nick's totally going to keep giving him gold stars because that's actually kind of cute. XD)

Then maybe he'll learn his lesson. Or invest in stainstick