TEST DRIVE MEME

[youngestone]

Test Drive Meme!

Scenarios:
> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. HOW FUN
> Arts and Crafts Fair. All the kitschy fun you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[karmasabitch]

[She has no idea that she should start bribing. Appeals to law-abiding-ness go!]

I won't let it happen again.

[She makes an effort to look contrite. And well, she kinda is.]

I wouldn't think of harming kids, but I was in a hurry.

[bloodybootlicker]

Uh huh. [nope, definitely not good enough.]

Maybe an excuse I haven't heard from everyone I've ever stopped for speeding?

[karmasabitch]

[She's got nothing.]

I'll take that ticket now.

[bloodybootlicker]

[here, have a cheery perfect smile for your trouble.]

[and also that ticket. she tears it off and hands it over, along with the license and registration]

My pleasure.

Have a nice day.

[that is the smile and tone of someone who knows full well that they've just ruined your day and is trying to rub it in.]

[karmasabitch]

[She's too HOMG A VIOLATION to respond to the day-ruining.]

Thanks I guess.