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TEST DRIVE MEME

Test Drive Meme!

Scenarios:
> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. HOW FUN
> Arts and Crafts Fair. All the kitschy fun you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

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Like... Greeks.

[THAT'S A GOOD CODE WORD FOR NUDE, RIGHT?]

Greek?

Oh! So like, horses and warriors and stuff like that.

[That's cool too. She still doesn't get the whole nude thing though.]

I think we have one or two of that kinds of stuff.

Edited 2014-01-29 05:34 (UTC)

Yes! Horses and warriors!

[WHO ARE NUDE.]

Well we, uh, have a few paintings like that over here.

[She leads the man over to another part of the fair. She gestures to a Greek painting of horses charging.]

I think this is a good one.

Edited 2014-01-29 06:17 (UTC)

[Archer peers at the painting. It's a normal horse, not one of the god-like horsemen from the fine art he'd stumbled upon on the internet.]

Hrm.

[It's a very nice horse, though.]

Much closer.

[If he can't find what he's looking for, he might very well get this one.]

It's still not what you're looking for, is it?

[Honestly, she knew plenty of picky people, but this guy was up there.]

What are you looking for anyway?

[Give him a second to figure out how to word this in a way that doesn't make him seem lewd.]

The proud unification of horse and man.

So like... cavalry?

[She's not good with people, Equius. Roll with it.]

Or... Centaurs?

Centaurs!

[THAT SOUNDS PROMISING!]

Well.... there is this one painting over here.

[Once more, she leads Equius to another painting>]

I think the birds are nice in this one personally.

[Oh.

It's not what he came to find. But oh, it's beautiful. He must have it.]

How much?

W-wait, you want to buy this?

[Someone actually wants to buy this]

Are... a-are you sure?

Oh yes.

[Oh dear, how much is this? He only brought a few twenties with him to this art fair. Everything else is in the bank. Will the artist take a check?]

That is, if it's within my means.

It's uh... fifty bucks I think.

[Honestly, it's not even her favorite painting here. It's not even one of hers.]

You must really like horses, don't you?

They are a noble beast.

[That means yes.]

Right....

They do look really nice in pictures like this, don't they?

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TEST DRIVE MEME

archer is not an actual horse

not yet anyways

ssshhhhh

...neighquius

neigh

always such a long face

and such a proud mane

trampling others underfoot

hooves ringing like bells

Mane flowing majestically in the wind

tail flowing majestically also

so majestic much horse

wowe

very strong

STRONG actually

the STRONGEST