Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

[Isaac sips.

...and immediately crashes to the ground.]

ISAAC, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS! JUST DRINK SODA!

[dead_black_eyes]

Parody? No, it was the Francis Ford Coppola one. With Marlon Brando. He wanted someone dead.

[originaloddcouple]

[Isaac and Miria both take a drink (of soda) before cementing the moment with a kiss.]

[shiromadoushi]

...the hell would that be a romcom you nutbag.

[dead_black_eyes]

It's not? Are you telling me I wasted a shot?

[shiromadoushi]

...I wouldn't call it wasted. Go take another for being the only person to ever fuck that up like that.

[dead_black_eyes]

I'll stick to horror from now on. I'm going to put on "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton" again right now.

[belphe]

Never have I ever been stung by a bee.

[dead_black_eyes]

Ohmygod, whatacutecouple, howdoyouevenstandit.

[two_stones]

Let's go for a more restrictive variant!

Never have I ever kissed somebody with whom I share a gender.

[dead_black_eyes]

Ms. Goldman? Are you opposed to fun? Do you want to kill fun?

[sassymaru]

Never have I ever kissed a girl and liked it.

[dead_black_eyes]

More drunker faster.

[belphe]

Most of the 'fun' things I've never done have already been listed, I believe.

[dead_black_eyes]

Are you saying that even I get to drink more than you? That's not fair. Everyone deserves to drink. Especially when their hairline is receding because they are so uptight their ponytail is choking their scalp to death.

[not_good_not_wicked]

It seems like bad planning.

[not_good_not_wicked]

...Is he OK?

[not_good_not_wicked]

But RomCom's can be fun!

[Sip]

[espigeonage]

It really was! And now I'm usually setting out to be the designated driver.

[shiromadoushi]

You only say that because you're a girl~

[not_good_not_wicked]

That seems like a bit too far in the other direction.

[part_time_overlord]

Ah, well, I never pretended to be a good student.

[belphe]

...some of us can't afford that luxury, Lazarus.

[EXCUSE YOU.]

[espigeonage]

I don't really like being drunk anyway! A little buzzed is plenty. ...when I'm not the driver, I mean.

[not_good_not_wicked]

The fuck does that have to do with anything?