Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[belphe]

Never have I ever been stung by a bee.

[dead_black_eyes]

Ms. Goldman? Are you opposed to fun? Do you want to kill fun?

[belphe]

Most of the 'fun' things I've never done have already been listed, I believe.

[dead_black_eyes]

Are you saying that even I get to drink more than you? That's not fair. Everyone deserves to drink. Especially when their hairline is receding because they are so uptight their ponytail is choking their scalp to death.

[belphe]

...some of us can't afford that luxury, Lazarus.

[EXCUSE YOU.]

[dead_black_eyes]

...hey.

That stung.

Therefore I'm drinking two shots of absinthe right now and it's your fault.

[belphe]

I wish that you wouldn't.

[dead_black_eyes]

I wish you wouldn't use that name. I hate it. It's like my dead father is mocking me for not being able to do anything right.

[Wobble.]

[belphe]

....how much have you had to drink, exactly?

[dead_black_eyes]

Six.

[belphe]

As your counselor, I think you should stop for a bit. Or at least eat something.

[dead_black_eyes]

Six shots is nothing. You should have seen how I used to be able to go.

[belphe]

Dare I ask...?

[THIS has never come up in their sessions]

[dead_black_eyes]

Mack. You know Mack, I've mentioned Mack before, he was a rager.

[belphe]

I don't think you've mentioned him, actually.

[dead_black_eyes]

Then I probably had a really good reason.

[lackinginfaith]

Really? *drink*

[belphe]

Really. I've had a few close calls, but...

[lackinginfaith]

You must have good luck.

[belphe]

Or they've decided they could find better threats to waste their one sting on. It must be difficult...knowing you only get a single chance to defend yourself your entire life.

[part_time_overlord]

[Sip]

Don't throw rocks at beehives. It'll help keep the streak alive.

[belphe]

....

You sound like you've learned from experience.

[Shouldn't be smiling, but it IS a little funny. Kids have the weirdest impulses]

[twelfthspark]

[Sip.]

At least they die when they sting you! It's karma, I'm telling you.

[belphe]

I could see it that way...assuming they sting you for no reason.

Though I'm sure the bee thought it had a very good reason at the time.

[twelfthspark]

Well, no one said bees were smart.