Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[twelfthspark]

[Drinks- it's not a common look for her but some days you just don't need to fancy up. Especially in college.]

Come on, that's practically cheating.

[espigeonage]

Please, did you see some of the ones that come after me?

[twelfthspark]

Okay, fancypants, I'll give you that.

[espigeonage]

I'm not so fussy about pants. I mean there aren't a lot of blue jeans I like, but I'll wear them if I'm working. Not even the skinny kind.

[twelfthspark]

[She giggles, leaning towards him a little.]

Not ever the skinny kind? That's too bad.

[Stop that, Arlene, you're drunk. Or at least getting there.]

[espigeonage]

Not at work! Other times? Maybe. Maybe. You got an ass like mine, you show it off now and then.

if only I could have worked a "tailfeather" pun in.

[twelfthspark]

A guy who knows what he's got to work with! Very nice.

[Arlene. Look at your life. Look at your choices. You are hitting on a bird.]

[espigeonage]

[As a fantail pigeon, Yuuya's got a bigger, fancier tail than most pigeons. Logically the human-ish version of him should have a fine butt.]

Why, thank you! I've got other things to work with, honestly, but that's a good feature.