Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

[Wobble.]

Other things. Judith the schizophrenic didn't like me anyway, they took away her nail file when she used it on her teeth.

[twelfthspark]

... Uh. Good call?

[Just going to. Scoot away from him a little. As subtly as someone who is absolutely not subtle can manage.]

[dead_black_eyes]

...your name isn't Judith, is it? I thought she was a lifer.

[twelfthspark]

Lifer? Holy crap, were you in jail?

[dead_black_eyes]

Like, for criminals?

[twelfthspark]

Um, duh? That's generally what jail's for.

[dead_black_eyes]

They don't usually put schizophrenics in that kind of jail. Not unless they've really hurt someone, other than themselves.

[twelfthspark]

Oh, so the looney bin then.

[Tact, thy name is not Arlene Sinclair.]

[dead_black_eyes]

[If there's one person tact is wasted on, it's probably L.]

Heh! I thought we'd have to dance around that for another five or ten minutes. You're smarter than you look.