Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[lackinginfaith]

Beauty pageants.

[drama8om8]

Serial killer.

[lackinginfaith]

You think that, kid. I have no idea how you'd even kill someone with those...

[drama8om8]

A likely story, old lady. And exactly what a serial killer would say to maintain their cover!

[lackinginfaith]

You watch too much television if you really think calling someone old, even if they're in a line of work that has a cutoff of twenty-five, is going to make them want to flay you.

With roll-on adhesive. Somehow.

[drama8om8]

You called me "kid" first, dude, I'm just following your lead! Because anybody who thinks seventeen is kidly has to be hella old. And probably too creaky to continue her super nefarious serial-killing ways.

[lackinginfaith]

What.

[drama8om8]

Uh. Did I stutter?

[lackinginfaith]

Are you on drugs?

[drama8om8]

[ Silently... raises......... drink.......................................... ]

[lackinginfaith]

Other drugs.