Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

Your mother's a writer? I'm a writer, too.

[wonk]

Is it shitty romance novels.

[Please please please don't let it be shitty romance novels.]

[dead_black_eyes]

...Yes.

[wonk]

Oh my god.

Oh my god I'm so sorry for you.

At least tell me it isn't Marianne Kurosawa-level-shitty.

[dead_black_eyes]

The editors keep putting it in their "parody" stacks, if that's any indication.

Keep in mind, I'm the guy who's never been kissed.

[wonk]

Okay, dude, first off, never read my mom's books ever again. Second, seriously, never read my mom's books ever again.

[dead_black_eyes]

I have never read your mother's books. I was talking about mine.

[wonk]

Trust me, man, if people keep thinkin' your stuff is parody, then you've read my mom's books in spirit.

[dead_black_eyes]

I don't think it's possible to read something "in spirit". Either you have, or you haven't.

[wonk]

Shoosh, you. I didn't come here to be bound by the laws of what's possible.