Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[espigeonage]

Not since somewhere in high school. I did say that!

I just look better in shirts with collars and so on. It looks fancier for practically the same level of effort.

[wonk]

I dunno, dude, you fuck it up and you could look like a total douche. Like, you don't look like one now, but you could, y'know? You have that douche potential. Crouching collar, hidden douche.

[espigeonage]

I don't? ...Hey, thanks!

It's always a risk I run, honestly. Part of the price any guy has to pay for being vain.

[wonk]

...I heard "nice" for a second there and I was confused and very worried because I thought you said "nice guy" and I. Y'know.

Nice guys.

[espigeonage]

[Dramatic full-bodied shudder.]

Please, I'd rather be a douche. You can be a douche and still likeable, if you swing it right. I can't say I've never made friends with someone I was attracted to and didn't make a move, but dude, no, I've never expected anyone owes me sex.