[ Giant pirate ferret in one of the seats? Giant pirate ferret in on of the seats. She's actually spread out across two seats, her back against the wall and her footpaws crossed as she peruses the brochure. The odd part is that she was damn certain that nobeast taught her how to read, but here she is, skimming words like it's nothing. Well. At least it was a blessed short thing.

... She also has huge, gaping slashes and claw and bite marks over her, as though she died wrestling an alligator made of swords. She looks up and addresses no one in the car in particular. ]

S'what you're tellin' me is that I'm gettin' brung back and I've gots to wait on this cursed seat with me back in this state until we get there? [ ... She crumples up and throws her brochure across the aisle. ] Hang that and curse the creature who thought of it! Let me off at hellgates, ye quivering imbeciles!