Earth could have an empress. In fact, I totally bet it does. Don't you know how incredibly rude it is to be completely useless at answering a lady's questions, and then correct the one fact she is like eighty-eight percent sure is true?

[ RIFLING THROUGH THE BBROCHURE HUFF HUFF ]

I mean you are making it super clear you are not a student. And that you have never been schoolfed in like. Any capacity. I hope the next you gets two lives' worth of studenting done, or you are hells of screwed!