"Lemme see that," he growls before snatching it right out of her stupid hands. He narrows his eyes and reads over it, then throws it back at it. Of course, throwing paper doesn't work too well, so it flutters midair and lands in the aisle.

"No one's gonna read that!! No one can read it! Why are there so many '8's?! Besides, I think these are just for our information. If we could pick our own fates, dontcha think everyone would be doin' it?"