"Nope. Some idiot losers might be dumb enough to lose their pamphlets somehow." Grin, grin. "You know. By dropping it in the load gaper? Losing it under a seat? Ripping it up?"

She leans into the aisle, grabs the brochure, and stuffs it into the back of her pants. Smiling sweetly all the while, of course.

"Imagine being that stupid. Wow."