[Uh yeah, no shit you hurt him. But Sly's just gonna laugh, because whether this girl is the picture of innocence she's pretending to be or not, he doesn't really care. She has a pretty decent right hook, and that's kind of hot. He struggles into a kneeling position.]

I was trying to give you your wallet back. You dropped it like, waaay back there.

[An utter lie, and not a very good one, but whatcha gonna do? If they're going to lie to each other, Sly will try to get away with as much as he can. He makes a vague gesture behind him, as if he's been dutifully following her for blocks trying to be a good Samaritan. (He has been following her for blocks, but definitely not for that reason.)]

Oh well. I'll live. No harm, no foul, right? Haha...ha...