Excuse you? I will have you know that only my husband gets to touch my butt. He has exlusive rights! Except accidental butt-touches caused by sitting on someone's hand, backing into them or falling from the sky and landing butt-first on them don't count.
[ She checked. This probably goes without saying. ]
So you not only impugned my butt's honour, but you disrespected my boyfusband's rights and I am going to call him and he is going to step on you. Then the police will arrest the sidewalk stain that will be you, and you will go to jail and jail fucking sucks. Hah!
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Excuse you? I will have you know that only my husband gets to touch my butt. He has exlusive rights! Except accidental butt-touches caused by sitting on someone's hand, backing into them or falling from the sky and landing butt-first on them don't count.
[ She checked. This probably goes without saying. ]
So you not only impugned my butt's honour, but you disrespected my boyfusband's rights and I am going to call him and he is going to step on you. Then the police will arrest the sidewalk stain that will be you, and you will go to jail and jail fucking sucks. Hah!