Wow. Wowowowowowowowow. The charges, Sidewalkstain, would be sexual harassment. And, unnnnnnnn...authorised possession of... butt contact.

[ God damn is she pleased with herself for coming up with that. Her turn to do the smug arm-folding douchelord routine. ]

In faaaaaaaact, since I am a famous hero and all I should probably arrest you myself. That is what heroes do! We take down assholes and scumbags and assfondlers.