test drive meme!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

Scenarios:

> Hometown Hustle - Are you still recovering from Locke City's recent Alien Invasion? Are these murders in Vegas really getting you down? Or are you excited, for one reason or another?
> Help, help, I've been robbed! - your bag or wallet's just been snatched, or is in the process of being snatched. Catch the snatcher or rough them up - you may or may not be surprised, if you come to blows or a chase, to find on throwing a punch that they're much quicker and/or sturdier than you'd have expected. Maybe someone will dive in to back you up.
> Monster encounter! There's a Vermini infestation going around in Las Vegas that may present itself in either of two forms. One is swarms of little black... insects? Tiny little wingless people-shaped ugly fairy things? The second is animals with a nose for the Numbered and an aggressive streak with some distinct mutations - you might find a lizard with disturbingly human ears, a bird with teeth, etc.
> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it?
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Prompts suggested by Alec and Zero.

Comments

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[promisestothemoon]

I thought it would come as a relief, I already know more about these things than the rest of you and I've only been "on the Network" for a near insignificant amount of time.

Someone's spirituality isn't a joke.

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[wirsinddiejager]

by these things you mean cycles of the moon and whatever. wow all our problems are over weve got a guy wholl give us a discount on his fortune telling bullshit.

look man you can believe whatever you want but dont come here and act like youve got everything figured out. were not looking for enlightenment here were just trying to survive.

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[promisestothemoon]

It was necessary for you to comment though, despite obviously having nothing good to say and simply complaining about someone's presence.

Isn't that typical.

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[wirsinddiejager]

if I only commented when I have something good to say Id practically never get to say anything here.

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[promisestothemoon]

So you plan on complaining about someone else's cultural heritage to blow off steam?

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[wirsinddiejager]

Im not complaining about your cultural heritage Im complaining about you acting like its big enough of a deal to advertise on the network like we dont have anything else to deal with.

[promisestothemoon]

Oh so I should advertise myself getting stabbed in the ass, then?

[Someone looked up your number, sweetheart...]

[wirsinddiejager]

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[promisestothemoon]

It's still not something serious that needs to be displayed, is it?

[wirsinddiejager]

well no but the alchemy stuff was.