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saveyourbrain2014-06-26 05:18 pm
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TABLOID MEME

i thought about FBI CAPTURES GIANT NAKED PERSON but thought that might hit too close to home for aave ♥
this is a simple meme! post what the tabloids are saying about your character, make up huge conspiracies, blame reincarnates on obama, photoshop awful tabloid covers, etc. basically, what's sensationalist media saying about your characters? how close are they to the truth?
(blame ken)
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There is a very small and hysterical group that believes that the glittering trails she leaves behind her when she flies are chemtrails, but most sensible people recognise this as bullshit. The media also likes forgetting about the fact that she got cleared of those pesky terrorism charges. ASSHOLES.
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She also achieved memetic status when someone set video clips of her to fitting music. She isn't entirely sure how to feel about this.
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...Robyn hasn't really done anything to be noticed yet.
That will change one day.
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And Walter has decided to stop playing with his teleportation enchantments.
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Hajimethe Lord of the Bugmen, who really regrets all of his life choices every single time some of this crap is brought to his attention. Much of the media wants to know where he came from, what his motives are, and if he really does have an army of other bugmen he can call upon. Comedians across the country have gotten a lot of mileage out of a giant cockroach showing up in New Jersey. And every so often, you get gems like these headlines:-I Had the Lord of the Bugmen's Baby
-Inside the Secret Cult of the Bugmen
-The Lord of the Bugmen Stole My Mustard
-Mutated Cockroaches: What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know
-Bugmen found on Moon
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He's very exotic but comes across as pretty normal and harmless given any sort of longer look, so theories on him are not terribly out there. Nefarious secret plans, the idea that he's a Cassanova and sleeping with any given person, the idea that all kinds of porn wants him and he's starred in some that's yet to be released, that kinda thing.
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The girl who grew said wings, hasn't been seen out much since then.
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Hero, kidnapper, perv or alien? Postman still refuses to talk. Vegas illusionists claim Keller is a fraud. Landlady says "Mister Keller is a polite young man who always pays his rent." Is it legal to use a USPS truck to rescue lobster victims? Coworker sheds light on Keller's sexuality. What ever happened to Cecil Keller? Exclusive photos of Keller buying groceries!
But he quickly became old news and the press forgot him after the piano incident.