kirifuda: (note-taking | i'm a trained listener)
steven huguenot ([personal profile] kirifuda) wrote in [community profile] saveyourbrain2014-06-26 05:18 pm
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TABLOID MEME


i thought about FBI CAPTURES GIANT NAKED PERSON but thought that might hit too close to home for aave ♥


this is a simple meme! post what the tabloids are saying about your character, make up huge conspiracies, blame reincarnates on obama, photoshop awful tabloid covers, etc. basically, what's sensationalist media saying about your characters? how close are they to the truth?

(blame ken)
drama8om8: (this is the 80's & we get all the ladies)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-06-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Octavia doesn't get too much of the tabloid treatment - she's too open about her powers (and too willing to be interviewed) for any major batshittery to get propagated in regards to her.

There is a very small and hysterical group that believes that the glittering trails she leaves behind her when she flies are chemtrails, but most sensible people recognise this as bullshit. The media also likes forgetting about the fact that she got cleared of those pesky terrorism charges. ASSHOLES.
shortspoken: ([titan] what if titans are mutant pups)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2014-06-26 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ellie is only known to the media as ~*THE GIANTESS*~. As the only visibly female titan, the more conservative news outlets love holding her up as an example of how the numbered are corrupting society. LOOK AT THE GIANT LADY AND HER GIANT LADY BREASTS, AMERICA. LOOK AND BE SCANDALISED.

She also achieved memetic status when someone set video clips of her to fitting music. She isn't entirely sure how to feel about this.
wirsinddiejager: (how can things get any worse than this)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2014-06-26 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
armin, don't you think that titan has a nice ass
shortspoken: ([titan] give me the chicken nuggeren)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2014-06-26 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I will end you
shortspoken: (BERTSPLODES)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2014-06-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
don't u teheeh at me u lil shit
onecream_fivesugar: (it is the darker side of me)

[personal profile] onecream_fivesugar 2014-06-26 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
title or description

...Robyn hasn't really done anything to be noticed yet.

That will change one day.
waltharius: (IMPROPRIETY SENSES TINGLING)

[personal profile] waltharius 2014-06-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Tabloids are reporting sightings of a ~mysterious individual~ appearing in Vegas and then immediately disappearing. SO MYSTERIOUS WOW. Some tabloids report a redheaded girl, some report a boy, but the description remains the same.

And Walter has decided to stop playing with his teleportation enchantments.
waltharius: (a man may court)

[personal profile] waltharius 2014-06-26 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
chalicejoker: (Joker3)

[personal profile] chalicejoker 2014-06-27 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
The tabloids are having an absolute field day with Hajime the Lord of the Bugmen, who really regrets all of his life choices every single time some of this crap is brought to his attention. Much of the media wants to know where he came from, what his motives are, and if he really does have an army of other bugmen he can call upon. Comedians across the country have gotten a lot of mileage out of a giant cockroach showing up in New Jersey. And every so often, you get gems like these headlines:

-I Had the Lord of the Bugmen's Baby
-Inside the Secret Cult of the Bugmen
-The Lord of the Bugmen Stole My Mustard
-Mutated Cockroaches: What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know
-Bugmen found on Moon
espigeonage: (🌀Those old familiar foes)

[personal profile] espigeonage 2014-06-27 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Julien has been modelling for months and is living pretty openly. Photos of him are in advertising for Locke tourism, various magazines, and... blue jeans. Here!

He's very exotic but comes across as pretty normal and harmless given any sort of longer look, so theories on him are not terribly out there. Nefarious secret plans, the idea that he's a Cassanova and sleeping with any given person, the idea that all kinds of porn wants him and he's starred in some that's yet to be released, that kinda thing.
Edited 2014-06-27 02:14 (UTC)
thebalrogslayer: (Default)

[personal profile] thebalrogslayer 2014-06-28 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
I want to say that at least one tabloid has scandalous!!!!! photos of Julien and Gabriel hanging out together with will they won't they commentary which Gabriel laughs off because he's already been through this once before with Thorir.
espigeonage: (💃This is what we are.)

[personal profile] espigeonage 2014-06-28 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
pff. Of course! Julien would like to bait said tabloid.
charcoalfeather: (The crows?)

[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2014-06-27 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
While it's kind of old news at this point, there's still a mention here and there of the girl that grew angelic wings in Locke City hospital a few months ago. Along with having a halo, some of the more religious types out there are wondering if this is a sign of some sort.

The girl who grew said wings, hasn't been seen out much since then.
senseandcecilbility: (my sad sad life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-06-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
There were some headlines just after the shellfish attack. Stuff like this:

Hero, kidnapper, perv or alien? Postman still refuses to talk. Vegas illusionists claim Keller is a fraud. Landlady says "Mister Keller is a polite young man who always pays his rent." Is it legal to use a USPS truck to rescue lobster victims? Coworker sheds light on Keller's sexuality. What ever happened to Cecil Keller? Exclusive photos of Keller buying groceries!

But he quickly became old news and the press forgot him after the piano incident.