[Oh. Well, now he feels kinda bad. Clearly, this dude is 100% honest and legit, so there's no need to question his medical condition.] I suppose some substitutions could make them acceptable... Hmm.
[He throws Bro something half-cloak half-swooshy cape that is decidedly too pink to be legally safe. BUT IT MATCHES, THERE'S SOME MODERATE COLOUR CONTRAST AND IT MATCHES FLAWLESSLY. Let's ignore the fact that it matches something already pink and glittery and obnoxious that can in no way be redeemed on this figure.]
When I'm done with you, you'll be a golden goddess! Now, put on some of these! [SHOWERS WITH PLASTIC JEWELLERY it's actually pretty well made but it's still plastic jewellery, can't help that he's too poor for decent materials]
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[He throws Bro something half-cloak half-swooshy cape that is decidedly too pink to be legally safe. BUT IT MATCHES, THERE'S SOME MODERATE COLOUR CONTRAST AND IT MATCHES FLAWLESSLY. Let's ignore the fact that it matches something already pink and glittery and obnoxious that can in no way be redeemed on this figure.]
When I'm done with you, you'll be a golden goddess! Now, put on some of these! [SHOWERS WITH PLASTIC JEWELLERY it's actually pretty well made but it's still plastic jewellery, can't help that he's too poor for decent materials]