[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[stealinghats]

[Oh. Well, now he feels kinda bad. Clearly, this dude is 100% honest and legit, so there's no need to question his medical condition.] I suppose some substitutions could make them acceptable... Hmm.

[He throws Bro something half-cloak half-swooshy cape that is decidedly too pink to be legally safe. BUT IT MATCHES, THERE'S SOME MODERATE COLOUR CONTRAST AND IT MATCHES FLAWLESSLY. Let's ignore the fact that it matches something already pink and glittery and obnoxious that can in no way be redeemed on this figure.]

When I'm done with you, you'll be a golden goddess! Now, put on some of these! [SHOWERS WITH PLASTIC JEWELLERY it's actually pretty well made but it's still plastic jewellery, can't help that he's too poor for decent materials]

[puppetfetishist]

[oh hell yeah he puts on ALL That jewelry. ALL OF IT. YEAH.

Also swoosh dat cape yeah]