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saveyourbrain2013-06-03 11:19 pm
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[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY
Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI
Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:
> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.
Or make up your own!
MEGAMAN | THE PROTOMEN / Heath Light
SCENARIO TWO: it's just after his piano recital where he did a stirring piano arrangement of Princes of the Universe, oh hey there's a reception!
SCENARIO THREE: HA HA HE HAD AN ECHO OF THIS SONG presumably at the end of a nice long chain of echoes about being the Chosen One and trying to save humanity and having a dead brother. LET'S HAVE SADS.
SCENARIO 2
he's not really one for fancy do's, but he's in a decent suit sans tie. gray, red shirt, yellow scarf.]
And the man of the hour.
[just gonna raise his little shitty plastic martini glass of cheap watercooler sangria before taking a sip.]
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Woahhhh, hey bro! You actually like, came? I mean you always come but you like, pretend you don't.
[Girl gives Raul this look of THANK GOD and sneaks off. Yeeep.]
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Yeah, yeah, I showed up. Figured it couldn't hurt to admit it for a change.
Great performance.
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Well it's really awesome that you like, showed up! I think half the audience, like, the older half, didn't really dig it. Hell, I think most of the younger half doesn't know Queen either, it's crazy, these kids don't know their music history, you know? Criminal.
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[longer sip of sangria. god, this is awful. but at least he won't have too much of it, he's gotta drive later...]
ONE
[That nice stretch you're doing in the grass? Well, it just got disturbed by a skinny pre-teen wearing cutoffs, an over-sized shirt that reads 'Non-Flammable? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.' and round orange glasses that aren't exactly covering up her glowy red eyes. She also has long straight black hair that some how managed to miss all the bits of debris that comes from rolling all over in the grass after tripping in her roller-blades.]
Are you dead?
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Uh, I don't think so?
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Really? That sucks.
[she flops down and starts to take off her blades.]
I was hoping to see a real life crime scene or something.